Gentlemen why is it

Lifestyle Relationships
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Re: Gentlemen why is it

Aie....point conceded. Seriously irritating as hell to be consistently being told what is good for me. Hello I decide for myself....women...

South Africa vs Pakistan
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Re: Gentlemen why is it

:yawn:

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women know that men are thick in the head n need to be told constantly one thing.

day 1
women: aye jee suntee ho bathroom ka pipe leak horaha hai
men: sipping tea,no answer...baat went in deaf ears!

Day 2

women: pipe burst hojayega agar theek nai karwaya please fix karlein ya plumber ko buladein

men: haan mein office se call kardonga ussey.

(surely he dosnt call)

Day 3

Pipe bursts and cuz of the leak the flooring gets damaged too n the pipesnow have to be changed

few days later

women: aaj weekend hai lets go out fr dinner
men: is mahiney already bohooot karcha hogaya hai..abi rehne do baad mein dekhtey hai..

Women thinks "abey ullu ki dum mein jab gala phar phar kar keh rahi thi ke pipe fix karwao tab to kaan mein makhiyaan bin bina rahi thi aab jab khud ki inteha bewakoofi ki waja se double karcha uthana para tab itne fukhroon wali halaat hogai hai ke dinner per nai ley jasaktey"

Moral Of The Story You Guys **Have To* be Told Otherwise We Go Through The Consequences*

South Africa vs Pakistan
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Re: Gentlemen why is it

Completely and utterly disagree. I have never seen that happen save in movies.

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yup men have brains...if only they actually utilized it. :) What would u guys do w/o us women seriously! Hum hi log hain jo tum ladkon ko insaan banaati hain...warna tum log tou nikal parthay hou gandi shirt pehn kar, non-matching socks, dirty nails, unbrushed teeth...dirty laundry all over ur room...ewww guys are so disgusting...

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hahahaha good one :) pretty true as well!

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Yeh pipe wala scene kaunsi movie mein tha :stuck_out_tongue: Its True!!

yehi ghar ghar ki kahani..shadi hojayegi pata chaleyga!

:snooty:

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Re: Gentlemen why is it

But you want your family to decide who you can or cannot marry. So ... Who gives them so much power over your life? Could it be... YOU?

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true for me … :hehe:

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Yah my family frnd whosmarried once confessed that her husband that owns an extremly successful real estate business in town and is a graduate from a reputable institution CANT CUT HIS OWN TOE NAILS !!!

Astagfirullah larkey :snooty:

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Pfft Its a Darfuri movie. I can’t remember its name. But its true. It may also have been in 3 men and a baby if i recall.

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Bongiyaaannn Khatam nai hoti Inki :p

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^ can't cut his own toe nails...lol when the wife goes for pedicures, she should take her hubby along..lolll

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They had a love marriage..after she said that i kept thinking...Why ??? Bechari... Sari Zindagi nakhoon he katey pireygi !!

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Re: Gentlemen why is it

Honestly, i have seen only those of my friends get dictated by their other halves, or mom's... who are a tad bit low on maturity. I mean, there's one thing being a successful person, then there's another thing, being a proper social animal... your general outlook and impressions and stuff... so some lack this quality...

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Finally someone on GS gets me :D And its true. Darfur produces brilliant movies!

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Re: Gentlemen why is it

CM you're too shy to admit you wanna get married

And start a family

and have little darfurian babies

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Re: Gentlemen why is it

Not shy about it at all. In a few years when I meet the right girl sure. By the time I am 30 I want to be settled down with a woman of my choice.

But right now its too much fun to mess with people on this website. Its rather fun to post some nonsense that appears to be believable :D

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Re: Gentlemen why is it

I thought you were above 30 all this time!!! I thought you were one of those 40 year old uncles who just won’t settle down

Okay I agree with you then, you have time. Just don’t break anybody’s heart, otay :no:

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Re: Gentlemen why is it

He probably has a Darfurian princess stashed away anyway:phati: