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I will tell you later… I love stories you have written…
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When I was small really small but could speak, one day I was sitting outside in the garden and all of a sudden lightening stroke and I said to my parents (ammi) " Look Allah Mian just took my picture! " LOL
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lol thats so cute :)
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another one is that...I was 10 or 11 months old....once my mom was sewing and I was sitting close by. She had many chit buttons(aluminum buttons) spread near her...i crawled closely and swallowed all of them. My mom noticed after she turned around and saw what I have done.
She called my dad freaked out and took me to the hopital :D doctor gave me something to drink and told my parents buttons will come out from the other side after few hours so no worries hahhaaa
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When i was about 8 or 9 my older cousin got in a fight with this guy and my dad said Don't go to their Muhallah(Street) Cuz they might say somethin or take the revenge, well there was a really nice park there so i went with my cousins playin cricket and the guy's beother who got beat up slapped my younger cousin and someone told dad we were there. Shaam ko Dad ne sab ko Line mai Murgha banake, Beat everyone with a stick i still remember we were running for our lives.
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When I lived in Saudi Arabia, I went to an American school and learn American English. At age 7 I moved to the UK.
I have always been very proud of how good my English is, so I was very upset when one day I got my homework back with a red cross beside the word "color".
I went to my teacher and the conversation went something like this...
Maddy: Mrs Hare, why do I have a cross here?
Mrs Hare: Because that's the way you spell it.
Maddy: Yes it is, I know it is
Mrs Hare: No. It is spelt "c-o-l-o-u-r"
Maddy: I know I'm right
*maddy runs away to get his dictionary, bring it back open at the word "color".
Maddy: You see Mrs Hare, it's spelt "color"
Mrs. Hare reads the dictionary entry carefully, then snaps the dictionary shut and points to the title.
Mrs Hare: This is an American English dictionay. We're not in America. Buy a British dictionary.
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hahahaha 
I’ve got one to share 
One time when I was about 7-8 years old, I was really upset with my parents, and I decided to take out my anger in the most ‘khatarnaak’ way possible. I don’t know why I did this. All I know is that it is PURE EVIL. 
I filled up the lota all the way to the top, and I turned on the fan and lights in the bathroom. I stood outside of the bathroom and stuck my hand inside through the door which was sorta open, and I placed the lota just infront of the door, which I closed and locked.
I must admit, it was genius. It worked, just as I had planned. My Dad realized that there was nobody in the bathroom and lights and fan were running, so he opens the door with a nail. He swang the door open, which knocked over the lota and flooded the bathroom floor (it’s a small bathroom) and all the carpet and everything got wet 
My dad was really pissed and he had a “talk” with all my brothers and sisters later that day to find out who had done it. Eventually, I gave in because I just couldn’t keep a straight face and started giggling
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Am i the only one that finds this disturbing and very horrible? That’s really fked up of your parents to do that. Some people just should not have kids.
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Yeah Im kinda dazed too, didnt say anything yet since i thought this was common among Pakistani kids.
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^ It might be common but its not right..
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Well, too many to tell. Let me recall one right now.
I was used to play with my brothers Harris and Abdullah rather than my elder sister because we played after noon while other members of family used to sleep including my sister. We have written an agreement that what ever we do, no one will prick the bubble and if we face any difficulty will keep it to us. We all three signed on it thats why our sister remained out of our activities. We were quite young to face such problems but we learnt a lot of skills due to that agreement. :halo:
We used to play in our car when we feel hot. One day my brother Harris brought keys of car and opened the the back side. We all three went in with the keys. We shut the top a bit but not properly so we can get out of it easily.
But while playing (can you imagine three kids in such a small place and were playing) unfortunately the door shutted. Now there was not enough space to move even an inch. We were stuck in that place. Now we stopped and tried to figure out the situation. All the members of family were sleeping and no one could listen to our voices due to room cooler’s noise. Harris moved, yes it was quite difficult but he tried. Slowly moved to the back of seats and then opened a lock of a seat (I dont know how) then pushed the seat and it bent down. Phewwwww thank God we were released. After that, we never went there especially after noon.
So many to share so I will come again.
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I have always been very proud of how good my English is
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hmmm, speechless. So what do you think of lesser beings?
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forget it ..
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hey, where did my post go. 
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ok here's one from me..i can't remember but my mom told me that.. when i was about 3 yrs old we were going back to dubai from karachi and i had a diaper on..i wasn't used to doing in a diaper since an early age and when i felt like pooing it was near time for our flight
my mom told me to take it out in the diaper but i wouldn't agree and try to hold it in.. she was afraid that i might get cramps or something because of that and that's why we had to borrow a "potty" from a neighbor (YUCK, i kind of flinch at that)
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I used to be obsessed with rikshaws as a kid when we used to visit pakistan. Once when I was sick and we went to the doctor (in pak) he asked me after the checkup “what do u want to be when u grow up” I said I wanna be a rikshaw driver! 
He was then like “parhna bohot parayga phir”