haye haye larki kabhi to apni is aik gaz ki zaban ko lagam dae diya ker!!
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koosnae wala icon
~~agar kisi sae mohabbat karo to us kae baghair tanhayi main rehna bhi seekho~~
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dado aap har waqt MERE pichay hee kiun paree rehti hain? aap ko koi aur kaam nahi kya? aur yeh ek gaz ki zabaan Allah(swt) ne dee hai tou isay istemaal kiun na karoon? aur mujhe har waqt jo kosti hain na ek din mein yeh ghar hee chor ke chali jaoon gee phoot phoot ke roing
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~Chalo chaliay, duniya dee oss nukray..Jithay banda na banday dee zaat howay~
nikammi ziyadha tar tar kerna jahil honae hi nishani hoti hai, kal tughae doosray ghar ko jana hai woah to tujhae aik pal bhi bardasht nahin karaen gae!
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acha chal ab yae rona dhona band ker aur mere sath mil ker chaliya katwa! hand over paan daan to pooti
~~agar kisi sae mohabbat karo to us kae baghair tanhayi main rehna bhi seekho~~
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mein ab nikummi bhi ho gaiee? dado mujhe lagta hai aap ko shehad ki zaroorat hai aap aajkal bohot karwa bolnay lagee hain..aur shehad main thori milaawat bhi kar dain ge zehar ki..phir zindagi bhar aap kos nahi paayen gee
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array kis ne kaha mein ne doosre ghar jaana hai?
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mein tou rahoon gee apne ghar apni dado ke paas dado ko hug karing aur kisi ke ghar zabardasti bheja na dado tou dekh lena mein aap ka bheja khaa jaoon gee..wese bhi bohot maza aata hai aap ko tung karne main
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offo dado aap ko bhi chaliya abhi cheelna tha, abhi abhi kapray see ke aaie hoon aagay hee itnee kamar dard ho rahi hai
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mujhe lagta hai thora araam hee kar loon phir kabhi cheeloon gee..ghaayeb hoing
~Chalo chaliay, duniya dee oss nukray..Jithay banda na banday dee zaat howay~
A Missa what u think u are heah?
AUr yeh bandar! kisko kaha?`!!
HEah?!
Lagta hai aap ko abhi mene sahi sabak nahi dekaya.
Tussi zara Mochi darwaze te poocho te fair me apne palwaana no malayi shalayi kalaa kar na taddi sari “eh hu” nikaal dawa ga. Menu Ali_Rabrakha Lalukeet da, kende ne. Lahore de wich me harr galli wich mashuur hega. Tussi menu kuch khitta, te phear pura lahore tadde peeche par jawe ga. Hira, Tifa te Jira mere jiggri dost hege ne aur unna nu pata hai tadda naal ki saluuk karna hega.
Me unna nun chitti likh di, te hun tadda bachna…Allah Maafi!
Taddi aisi ki taisi. Mere rishte hazaar tussi apni fikar karo menu lagta hai nahi te taddi akk aak rawe gi nahi te tadda muu muu rawe ga.
Hun menu gussa charwaa dita me hun 120 di speed naal dung mara ga. Me te medaan wich karaa wa par menu taddi jaisi ajeeb o gareeb buddiya nazaar nahi a rahi.
Menu lagta hai tussi darr de maare kitte chuppe howe ho. Tu hun ottun nikal aur mera samna kar kuriye!
Me taddi latta katt katt ke udiya chaarpaya banwawa ga, phear me tadda kachumar nikaal kar unnu apne kuteyaa nu kulwaawa ga.
Phear me tadda Khun Anaar de juice di tara pewaa ga..Oda taste mirch masaale naal pikka kara ga. Karwe khun da, karwe naal hi theek pikka hunda he.
Hun dass, kuriye, buddiye ya tuttpeniye!!
Aur taddi jurwaa bahen aka SHINO PINO..kitte hegi.! Unnu bhi me sabak sikawa.
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Punjab mera we te Lahore wi…hun gall kar!
“wHy is It thaT iF yOu kiLL a Man in waR yOu aRe a hEro**,** but
if you kIll a maN outSide of War you are callEd a murdeRer ?”
ye chapair ki shakal waalay ziada chabar chabar na karo moon pe ek ultay haath ki doon gee na tou bheja thikaanay aa jaye ga.mujhe kuch samajhne ki zaroorat nahi mein jo hoon wo hoon tou shakal gumm karo.bandar kis ko kaha mein ne?? looks across da room yahan pe mein ek hee bandar se tou baat kar rahi hoon khekhekhe. aap sabak dikhaate hain? mein tou samjhi thee sabak sikhaaya jata hai, chalo it’s ok mein jaanay deti hoon kiun ke obviously aap thoray crack hain.
na ji na asi mochi darwaazay te muft aaie? ewaieen sanoon welay samjhya eh, hoon asi tuadday warghoon thori ah, sanoon bara kumm paya eh karan waastay asi kisay diyan bongiyan sunan waastay eddi door aaie, fitay moon!Menu Ali_Rabrakha Lalukeet aah jiss tarhan da naam oss taran di shakal wee eh. jaao badlo dowaieen cheezan kidhray kuriyan wekh ke te sunn ke darr na jaan.lol.acha te lahore wich har gali wich mashHoor oh? te pher asi kyon naiee tuadda naam sunya kaday??hmm sochan waali gall eh, oye tusee kidhray oss kaangri palwan de chotay praa te naiee??lagday te ohaiee oh.hoon wekhday aah ethay wee tusee bongiyan marday oh yaah nahi.oye chal chal poora lahore ki adda lahore te mere thallay laggya eh pichay ki mein agga doraana eh. oye tuadday yaar dost sanoon hath te laan mein apniyan majjan pichay doraa deniyan eh onna de te chapairan maar maar ke boothi da naksha eeh badal dena eh, laanti jaaye na hon te.
oye dafa door, mera te wyaa hon waala eh, tusee wekhya naiee si shehzaada ne propose wee kar lita, tusee ghalatfehmiyan wich na rawo uncle ji tusa apni fikar karo, wachaariyan kuriyan tuaddi shakal wekh ke eeh behosh ho jaandia eh, jadon wee wekhdiyan eh onna de moon wichon nikalda eh, pata ki? AMMI BAOOOOOO .oye tusee dung maar ke wakhaao asi tuanoon wadd lyan ge te tuadda dung tuanoon eeh laa dyan ge battameez insaan.oye mein budiya kithon hein? eddi soni jaiee shehzadi hegi aah
mein wee medaan wich khalti aah per tuadday chapair jaiee shakal naieyo nazar aandi.darna te o wee tuadday kolon? leh kar leh gall, tusee te such much baray sirr phiray hege oh.way samna te kadon da kar raiee aah bandara aggay te aah mein teriyan lattan panna.mein tuaddian haddiyan pasliyan ik kar ke onna noon pees pees ke te onna da zehar banaawan gee, fer wekhna mein kinnna pesa banaawan gee kyon ke eh zehar bara zehrila hoye gaa
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tusee mera khoon naiee pee sakday, bara eeeeeeeh khattay anaar da juice hega eh..tusee othay eeh marr jaawo ge kyon ke tuadda gala kharab ho jaaye ga pher tusee choke kar ke te digg pawo ge.
way tutt penya mere kolon chittar kabab na khaa laieen, tera kakh na raway langoor dya praawa. o meri jurwa pehn thori na hegi eh, oh te meri waddi pehn hegi eh, onnu kuj na aakhi mein na eddi zor dee kick maarni eh ke duniya de doosre konay wich bethe howo ge.
dooron chittar sutting
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te ali uncle dee malaaie te dud thallay digging
khekhekhekhe te menoon maza aaing
o jaawo jaawo ewaieen pharaan na maarya karo, lahore te saada eh tuadday warghay maraasi te galiyan wich eeh nazar aanday aah MUahahahaha sherniyan waghoon hassing
~Chalo chaliay, duniya dee oss nukray..Jithay banda na banday dee zaat howay~
XAuntX wahh aaj mene maan liya aap ko. I thought you will need another week to write your punjabi translation after translating it from english to punjabi.
Par aap ko to itna time bhi nahi laga.
Chalo shukar hai aap ne likha to hai.
Acha me ek baat bataou mujse aur bak bak aap ki tara nahi hoti. Me to takk gayia hon.
Hun mere lakk wich dard hone lagi hai te meri pitt ne wi jawab dedi. Suba to me ete betha howa ha, bhari galti naal me Pakistan di jeet mangi te menu haar mili.
Is si waja nuu me puri di puri haar mangna ha, TUSSI jeete te assi hare.
Yaar I cant believe ke aap ki kitni buk buk chalti hai. I mean aap takti nahi kiya.
Aur upper se abhi to aap chote shaitaan hai wo jo bhara hai (wohi na SHINO PINO) aap se bhi mattah hai. Wo kaise? Muje nahi lagta ke aap uski choti behen hai.
Me sirf yehi kaho ga ke aap zara kabhi mere saamne aye to phir sahi baat ho gi. Aise me tak jaata hon. Phele hi “short se short” posts likne ki adaat hai aur aap meri puri energy suck kar rahi hai.
I will contact you via PM so plz check it.
Buy Aunty ji. Waise maane wali baat hai mazaa to muje definitely aya muje.
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“wHy is It thaT iF yOu kiLL a Man in waR yOu aRe a hEro**,** but
if you kIll a maN outSide of War you are callEd a murdeRer ?”