u sent me the 1st show 10 minutes ago, thnx 2 the 2nd show now ;)
yea to wohi hay
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out
of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
;)
hehe
Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
did u cast ure vote 4 the ramazan poll??
i heard that joke before.
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's
leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me
the menu card.
:yukh:
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did u cast ure vote 4 the ramazan poll??
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no not yet
i have not open my inbox yet
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are
under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They
are all below 'C' level
ok :)
Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."
I heard this one too but it’s funny 
bhaiyya, check ure mail :p
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog"
is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Father:Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
Manager : Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact, I'm just the right
person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her."
Son :(goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.
Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or
not 2B."
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any
brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of
her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told
her u are the only child?" "She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't
miss it!"
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the
difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only
one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the
teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't
allow and 'illegal is a sick eagle."
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news
first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They
said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's
the very bad news? Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since
yesterday.
Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient : What happened?
Doctor : Well, I've got some good
news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient : Well... The bad news first ..
Doctor : Your legs were injured so badly that we had
to amputate both of them.
Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very
good offer on your slippers.
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : -90.00.
Patient : -90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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bhaiyya, check ure mail :p
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which one
jis say abi e-mail send kee thi
ya jis pay mein nay group join kyia hay