kion jee.. ap ne unhien kia lab mein tikne nahi diya?? 
jaldii jaldii na 
i just know that umer bhai is from austria...
mein nay kaha wo khud he enahi tikta hay 
ok talash jari hay
oh acha..
waisy mujhe thread mil gayee hai wo :p
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:maring: phit muj say kyo kaha tha
keh haal hai tuadda janab 
jiti rahien sada khus rahien
kesi hain aap ?
mujhe kia pata tha k ap ko kehne ka faida nahi:p
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
:claping:
wesay hay kyia yea
lol 
blushing_vision- mein theek hoon, tum kaisi ho 
Innocent_Smile- mein theek, aap sunaayien
Have a nice day!
* Achcha din lo!
What's up?
*Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding!
*Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me!
* Mera bachcha mut banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up?
* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man!
* Thandaa aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude.
* Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.
Check this out, man!
* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
She's so fine!
* Woh itnee bedaag hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
* Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?
Are you nuts?
* Kya aap akhrot hain? ;)
Son of a gun.
* Bachcha bandook ka.
And the best one is.....
How do you do?
* Kaise karte ho? ;)
mein theek hoon, Allah ka shukar hai
smiloo@ lol 
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mujhe kia pata tha k ap ko kehne ka faida nahi:p
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ab to pata chal gia na kay mein kitna nakama banda hoon :D
wesay aaj aap dono sisters ik sath khiar to hay na :D
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here."