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massi phatan ka driver hotel......
unchi dukan kahan sai aa gai?
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woh koonay main tuti hui kursi nazar aa rahi hai na.... thats ur table for one....
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phatima chalo next time jizzy ksay saath lincoln memorial jana aur wahan koi paindoos aaye to homeland security ko khabar kar dena ":p
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main khud karoon ga Homeland security koo inform...
massi batao kabb ja rahi ho park main?
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flyer - hahahahah…acha ab bas bhi kardaiinnnn 
i’m not a masssiii!
5abi - aah jee lincoln memorial jaakay saaray immigrants dey naal saahr karaingay hum. 
gizzy - table for one? 
look i know we had a bad past experience but just gimme one more shot, pal! i promise my date – err, friendly lunch with you won’t suck this time! 
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Tum zinda ho? 
Main tu tumhain khaa chuki thi.
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Oh no! The evil OMG man-eater has returned! Gizzy, run for your life! I’ll slay the beast!!! Just like they do in all the Princess and Prince fantasies except this time it’s a bit flipped 
anyways…
RUNNNN!! pulls out sword
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Takes out it’s sword as well
Phatti…Yeh Gizzy mujhay dai dai Thakur. Isi mein teri khairiyat hai.
Bohut bhook lagi hai…
Gizzy runs
OMG leg aRaying
Gizzy Falls
OMG laughs
BURP
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i would like to have shorbay wali barfi and meetha alu ka paratha
with namkeen mango milk shake
and.. hold the spit 
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i dont eat in substandard cafe 
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The Voice - 
At one point…this jungle of a dump used to be a five-star restaurant…and then the paindoos came to town.
flyer - Humara restaurant band ho chukaa hai. Aap please 3 blocks aagay jaiiN..udher bohat achi acchaar milti hai…paindoo jaiyaa 
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yahan ki service slow q hai 
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1- its fyer not flyer…
2- main nay achar nahen order kiya…
3-massi tu mainu paindu kah sakni ain… after all tu v tay meray e pind de ain na
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hum koi pindh shindh kay nahi hain humko tho punjabi aati bhi nahi
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Phatti, Gizzy ko Talu mein pakao..Hamain sehatmand banao.
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massi tu kadi v bijnuss nai karr sakdi.....
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Bhoook lagi. Sahnoo khana te tukkar chayida.
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how u say that in saraiki?
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Menu pukh lagi. Wal meko tukkar day .
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abb shayad khuch khanay ko mill jai