Fish

[Najim]

Re: Fish

@blessed2006

Teacher to Banta: paani mein rehne wale paanch jaanwaron ke naam batao?

Banta: fish.

Teacher: shabaash aur baqi chaar?

Banta: fish di maa, fish di behen, fish da praa aur fish da payo.

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Question asked in Urdu, reply given in Punglish (Fish being English word & rest are punjabi).