Here are a few additions:
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
except for the headache part, what if you get the girl with the "exact same way of doing thing", how would you react to it.
there are girls who dont bother remembering date. there are girls who dont much care about clothes. there are girls who dont care what other people will be saying what she is wearing or how many times she wore it or she is wearing an outdates dress.
there are girls who give a damn how fat they are.
there are girls who will show you the path of kitchen if you dislikes any of her prepared food. and she wont even get upset about it.
there are girls who dont get upset about controlling TV remotes cuz she can watch her other shows on computer
there are girls who dont share anythings. so if she is saying nothing than it really means nothing something to share with you.