"This aint no funeral parlour...........welcome to hell Mutha *******!!!!!"
-Tales from the Hood
excellent thread Fret!!!
some street smart comments from Basic Instinct
Nick: Are you a pro?
Catherine: No, I'm an amateur. --
John Correli: There's no smoking in this building, Ms. Tramell.
Catherine Tramell: What're you going do? Charge me with smoking?
Catherine Tramell: What do we do now, Nick?
Nick Curran: Fek like minxs, raise rugrats, live happily ever after. Catherine Tramell: Hate rugrats.
Nick Curran: Fek like minxs, forget rugrats, and live happily ever after.
Psychologist: Nick, when you recollect your childhood, are your recollections pleasing to you? Nick Curran: Number 1, I don't remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn't pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don't look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven't wet my bed for a long time. Number five, why don't the two of you go fek yourselves; I'm outta here.
if u wanna shoot, shoot! dont talk!
-the good, the bad and the ugly.
The ugly: (trying to read a note) see you soon,, idee, ide
The good: (takes the note off him n looks at it) Idiots. (hands it bacck to ugly) its for u.
-the good, bad and the ugly.
The good:just like old times tuco.... 4 for u,,, and 4, 4 for me.
-the good, bad and the ugly.
Ugly: (to good)There are two kinds of people in this world my friend...
those coming by the door,,,, and those coming by the window.
Good: (to bad) There are two kinds of people in this world my friend... those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.(throws a shovel towards ugly)
here are some quotes from the video game, duke nukem.... its not a movie,,, but they are hilarious...
Hail to the king baby...
(looking in the mirror)Damn,, i,m lookin good.
What are u waiting for? christmas?!
(while peeing) aaaaaaaaaaah, thats better.
what a mess!
damn i,m good!
Come get some!
who wants some?!
(to a stripper) shake it babay...
(to a stripper) u wanna dance?
put the bunny back in the box.
con air.
The psycho in cage: what are u looking at?!
nicolas cage: nothing,,, just,, admiring ur cage.
con air.
I really like older funny movies. This is from Mel Brooks "Blazing Saddles"
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a
waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.
From "A Christmas Story"
Ralphie: - Some men are Baptists, others Catholic. But my father was an Oldsmobile man!
And finally "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Knights of the Round Table:
We're knights of the round table,
We dance whenever we're able,
We do routines, and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot.
Maybe not exactly classic movies!;) Enjoy
This quote blew my mind… Anyone remember the movie? 
Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyways? God? Is that it…God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God. God like to watch…He’s a prankster.Think about it. He give man…INSTINCTS!!He give you this incredible gift and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic,GAGREEL! He sets the rules in our position. It’s the goof of all time.LOOK, but don’t touch…TOUCH, but don’t taste…TASTE, don’t swallow.HAHA! And while you’re jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing??? He’s laughing his sick FCKING ASS OFF! HE’S A TIGHT ASS, HE’S A SADIST!!!HE’S AN ABSANTEE LANDLORD! WORSHIP THAT…NEVER.
Better to rain in hell than serve in Heaven…is that it?
Why not? I’m here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I’ve nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. WHY? Because I never rejected him, inspite of all his imperfections…I’M A FAMINEN! I’m a humanist…I rest my case.
Everytime I see this movie, gives me really mad chills 
PA should know this one...The Devil's Advocate
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing. [Boromir; "Lord of the Rings]
I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to be called Mr. thank you very much.[Austin Powers]
the one from braveheart where William Wallace-Mel Gibson stirs his troops by a motivating speech before the battle at Falkirk(?) going something like:
"Fight! and you may die! Run! and you'll live! But dying in your beds many years from now you'll wish to exchange all those years for just one more chance to coma back here...."
has got to be the greatest quote.
Sean Connery in "The Rock"
Losers complain about doing thier best winners go home and f*ck the prom queen
from Wallstreet
"If you are looking for a friend, go buy a dog"
"take a chill pill" - kabi khushi kabi gum
"you best start believing in ghost stories. your in one" - pirates of the carribean
“Moghembo Khush Hua” 
-Amresh Puri in Mr. India
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*Originally posted by uzzybuzzy: *
"take a chill pill" - kabi khushi kabi gum
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r u for real????????????
also
the one by Al Pacino (?) in Godfather part(?)
"keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer."
re-said by Ron Liebman in Central Park West.
A favorite of mine...
Peter Pan (2003)
Slightly: Aye, that is a kiss. A powerful thing.
Peter: Forget them, Wendy. Forget them all. Come with me where you'll never, never have to worry about grown up things again.
Wendy: Never is an awfully long time.