Re: Fatwa of the day
theek hai 
Decent fellow , follow me
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Jis kisi ka mazak urana ho ya insult karni ho, usko samney bitha kar karni insult karni chaheye. Is tarha, gunnah bhi nahi hota our maza bhi ziada ata hai 
ghazal rizvi ka beta ek din bhagta bhagta aya our kehney laga
Ammi ammi bahar itna bara kutta betha hai, bilkul Haathi jitna bara 
Ghazal ne usko ek chapair lagayee our boli , tumhain ek Karooor Dafa samjhaya hia ke baat barha kar na bataya karo :halo:
Re: Fatwa of the day
ghazal rizvi ka beta ek din bhagta bhagta aya our kehney laga:eek:
mera beta:eek:
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Agg app ne subah nashatai mai kiya Kaha hai
App kiyo itne behkeh behkeh batai ker rahai hai 
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ya fatwa DF key lya tha ya merey liya tha tha well mera beta mera beta hey jo bhe kahey ga may mano gi akhir ghazal rizvi ka beta
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raat ko kisis fatway ki book khali hey ya andhray may perli hey aser sobha namodar horaha hey:hoonh:
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ghazal tumhari yadaasht kho chuki hia
tumhain kuch yhaad nahi :no:
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kia mutlab kasay kho gey merey yadasht app ko kasay pata chala ya
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tumharey 6 bachey hain 3 chotey 3 barey 
yaaad karo, khuda ke leye apney chotey chotey bachoon ka socho
*banging hathora on ghazal’s head so that she remeber her family * :bash: :rotato:
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ok ok mujhey kuch yad tu aya per merey hubby yad nahe arahey en key father kon they
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Good, yaani hathorey ka faida hia, ab har roz tumhain adha ghanta hathorey maraingey jab tak tumhain sab kuch yaad nahi ajataa :k:
Apney husband ko bhool gayee ???
Itna payara itna handsome
tumharey husband wohi ju har wakat paan khatey hian our jin ke peeley daant hain our sar se taqreeban ganjey hian our pait tarbooz ki tarha hai
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may 2 weeks GS per nahe aoon gi so hatoron say tu may bach jaoon gi
merey hubby key baray may app ko both malom:eek: hey kahien ya app he tu:D
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lol
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lol2
Re: Fatwa of the day
Tumhari yadaasht wapas laney ke leye main ne poori bana li hai
Ek subha jagney se pehley our dosri raat ko soney ke baad khana, inshallah sab kuch yaad ajaye ga :chai:
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ya dhaga app nay merey liya khola tha ya fatwoon key liya 
es threat kan title change kerdein 
poori khnay say mujhey kia ya bhe yad aaaaaaa jay ga key may kahan rahti hoon:frusty:
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poori khnay say mujhey kia ya bhe yad aaaaaaa jay ga key may kahan rahti hoon:frusty:
Souchney wali baat hai 
Haan yaad aya… 
Hum milay they Chirya ghar main
ye dekho
Touba ! 6 bachoon ki maa hokey bhi tum ktini sharmeeli ho 
ps. Aj ke Fatway khatam howay baaqi fatway hum kal daingey
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kabhi aqal ki bat jo sunnay ko mil jayee smack
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lagta hai aaj code red sahib ko dimagh kah dhoraa ho reha hai
oh mai toh bhool gai
inhe toh Har Din hota hai
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fatwa of the day
do mulla’on main murghi haraam ho jati hai
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i think aaj code_red nay club sanwitch with chese khaya hey
i shall also pray for you 