fat people should not die

Re: fat people should not die

okay queer, let’s not pretend as if there are NO benefits of having fat people around. :rolleyes:

Now really…I mean fat people are good for some things. Like if you wanna have a party and you don’t have enough money to rent a moonbounce, fat people are a GREAT substitute.

Also, they can be used as food disposals. Like let’s say you’re at an Auntie’s house and her cooking tastes like crap, you can just walk to the nearest fat person, open their mouth, and shove the plate down their throat. They won’t mind. In fact, they will be happy.