European English ...

parissenoor · December 20, 2005, 1:24pm

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OMG:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th”
with
“z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining
“ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

EU rules !

OMG · December 20, 2005, 1:26pm

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PKhan, kiti tay nayi par banday da koi pata lagda aye. Main chandi aan keh jo matlab aye oyi dassa jaye. Koi apni gaal wichoon na wardi jaye (Samajh ayi Punjabi)

Dada_Abbaa · December 20, 2005, 1:27pm

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imnotgettingnethingwhatyousaid or maybeitshtatididnotreadnething maybe :s

OMG · December 20, 2005, 1:30pm

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Wat yo didnot get? I mad evry fing kler.

Precious_Khan · December 20, 2005, 1:31pm

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haan yaar itni to samajh main aa hi jaati hay

OMG · December 20, 2005, 1:34pm

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Aye Yaar kino akheya aye? Main towaadi Yaar waar nayi. Eho passay main akheya si keh tameez day naal gul karo.

Dada_Abbaa · December 20, 2005, 1:36pm

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ieee couldd nott see aanything beekause youo mayde ayvery theeng kelear…
so taeep thayt again aynd doo nott kelearr thees taemm… :-p

kelearr bolay to safai

Precious_Khan · December 20, 2005, 1:38pm

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OMG......... ok Khala JAAN :)

OMG · December 20, 2005, 1:39pm

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I no dat. But try to typ simply.

OMG · December 20, 2005, 1:51pm

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Precious_Khan · December 20, 2005, 1:57pm

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^:nono: ghussa haram hay

OMG · December 20, 2005, 2:04pm

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Bad tameezi vi jaiz nayi. Pehlaan tussi maafi mungo.

K_Khan · December 20, 2005, 2:06pm

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looking for the magic wand AKA SHIKI shouldn't this be in Jokes. :p

Precious_Khan · December 20, 2005, 2:07pm

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OMG^ay nayyo ho sakda *KHALA JAAN *:)

K_Khan · December 20, 2005, 2:08pm

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Ya Allahi!! kia zamana aa giya hai!! aaj kal kai bachai bhi na.

mai KHALA kab se ho GIA tumhara. :@

parissenoor · December 20, 2005, 2:11pm

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D

Precious_Khan · December 20, 2005, 2:14pm

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Mainay aap say naheen Mohtarma OMG Khala Jaan say kaha tha aap ko parayshaan honay kee zarorat naheen …

OMG · December 20, 2005, 2:16pm

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Khabardaar Shikie Bhaiya jo is thread ko kaheen idher udher kiya. Agar aisa kartay paye gaye to kheriyat naheen.

Aye hokay arye ga. Agar nayi kar sagday tay es thread toon baar wanjo (Sarayiki)

K_Khan · December 20, 2005, 2:17pm

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uncle ke jaan m,ai jaan aaying pheww I thought I was Josh Malih Abadi. :halo:

OMG · December 20, 2005, 2:17pm

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Shik