what, a little humour does not hurt.
how many people here have gone for one?
I have, so here goes.
begum and i faced fertility issues and I had to go for one, it was a little room with some overused mags, and a small vcr with some lame 70s nudie flicks that were more of a turnoff than anything else. how exactly are you able to be turned on by watching some pasty white hippe dude making out with some boney, stringy hair, flat chic. 
begum being the rockstar that she is had inquired on all this stuff for me, and actually went and got me some choice nudie mags..Big 'uns ( as al bundy would say) or something like that. i had a backpack with my own choice porn in it, latina something and big un something.
you do your binid, u label the cup seal it and put it in this small drop thing and press a bell. No one really cares how long u were there.
but yeah the surroundings, the pressure and the fears put quite a bit of anxiety and like thats probaby the only time in your life that you will face performance anxiety with yourself 
(the other time being when you are trying out for a individual/solo membership of the mile high club..okay too much info )
the other damn problem..the place is uncomfortable, no proper place to put the errr literature..and if it is a new mag ayways it wants to just close or papers wont stay flat…although the ladies in the schematic drawings were anything but flat..bada bing bada boom…so how do you target it for the cup..my advice…dont wear a long shirt..u cant be holding it up with one hand, u really need both hands..one to do your binid and other to hold the damn cup.
enjoy the party with the cup. Its not a big deal. it would be if you make a big deal out of it. btw some of yer chichoray pals may give you a hard time about the test, just tell em their momma helped you for the test, that usually works
PS: Niksik, was this response better?