English rules tightened for immigrant partners

That aint gonna happen baby, UK is part of the European Union.

Brits don’t have to learn Spanish to settle in Spain or France, so they’re not going to introduce any such laws here.

East Euro immigrants are more uncivilised than our rural Paki lot though, they excrete feces in the streets and use public toilets as hotels and when they work they don’t pay taxes…

…At least Pakis feed the natives in their takeaways and take them to their pubs in their cabs.