Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

[jiia]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@muqawwee123

aur jo log bhaa bhaa kar ke rote hain… unke baare main kiya khayal hai..

waise jab meri dadi ki death hui thi, tab main dialogue bol ke nahin roya tha… khandan ki kuch khwateen ka khayaal tha isse dukh nahin huwa

asal me ham log munafqat k bohat aadi ho gai hein
suser ki death per jab me ghr k intzamat me busy thi
ammi kehti tum ro nhai rhi log note krengy
ALLAH janta hy aj bhi unka dukh mery sath me unhe miss kerti hun
vo bohat nice aadmi thy derwesh sift

[muqawwee123]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Microbian

mujhy kia pta in batun ka bus ye pta hy k pehly itni deduction nahi hoti the tax barha diya hy

WHT ON CASH WITHDRAWAL BY FINANCE ACT 2014

50,000 pe 150 hi to kaate honge

[muqawwee123]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@jiia

asal me ham log munafqat k bohat aadi ho gai hein
suser ki death per jab me ghr k intzamat me busy thi
ammi kehti tum ro nhai rhi log note krengy
ALLAH janta hy aj bhi unka dukh mery sath me unhe miss kerti hun
vo bohat nice aadmi thy derwesh sift

phir Khan ne kiya kaha.. niiiiiiii tu roi kiyun nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

[Howzat_1]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@muqawwee123

londo’n ki suhbat main itni khushi

Yeh Uss Kitab Ka Asar to naheeN Hay

[jiia]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Howzat

Yah KahaN Say Toop Chalati haiN
@jiia;

kal mene chickerts ki funny pic dekhen

aik thread open karen
aik pic toop wali hi thi:cb:

kesa sara hua section hy apka
koe gossips funny picz
aam logon ki conversation ka thread open karen direct from drawing rooms

[Microbian]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@jiia

sabar ker aah na ker

billi ko dekho

[muqawwee123]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Howzat

Yah KahaN Say Toop Chalati haiN
@jiia;

wo masoom si hai.. tameez wali.. haan Sindh Assembly ka ijlaas chalte huwe MQM walon ko daant deti hai

[Howzat_1]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@jiia

orr jo meri chai oven me pari thandi ho gai :sannnan: pehly vo garam ker k la k dein

maiN kabhi bhi Chai waghaira naheeN banata hooN
haan fruit cheel kar aor kat kar khata hooN

[muqawwee123]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Howzat

Yeh Uss Kitab Ka Asar to naheeN Hay

uss main aisa kiya tha?

[Microbian]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@muqawwee123

50,000 pe 150 hi to kaate honge

83000 py

249+166= 415

[jiia]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@muqawwee123

phir Khan ne kiya kaha.. niiiiiiii tu roi kiyun nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

me to bohat roi thi
per jab log zead thy to unki sitting mujy hi kerni thi
chadren wagera bichnya k liay
sas ko to hosh nhai thi
me bohat weak ho gai thi un k baad bohat dil ko lagay tha vo mery supportes orr well wishers me se thy

baat bas yi k rouu tab jab log dekhen
logon k pass apna gham register karana hy

[Howzat_1]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@muqawwee123

http://lovemasti.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kitni-sardi-hai-pass-kuch-bhi-nhi-wasi-shah-urdu-shayari.jpg

ik lucha shair

Mujhay Manto ka Aik Afsana yaad aa gia jis maiN likha hay Muree key nights k baray maiN “Itni dair maiN aik Faqeer key guddari say nikal kar kuta bhaga” jub maiN nay chaan been key to maloon howa sardi key wajah say udher ghareeb faqeer kutay bileon ko sath lay kar sotay hain

[ehsan]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Microbian

Tax kitna barh gaya hy mujhy to aj pata chala
50k sy above cash withdrawal py

0.3% for those who pay tax
0.5% for those who don’t

They charged me 0.5% I asked them how do they know who pays tax and who don’t

Aap ka 10% katna chahiye tha.

[jiia]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Microbian

83000 py

249+166= 415

itny se per ro rhy ho
samjho 5 kg aalu sadqa ker dia
meri sas ne kal bataya aalu 100 rp kilo hein

[ehsan]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Microbian

83000 py

249+166= 415

raiwind palace ka kharcha bhi toh chalana hai.

[Howzat_1]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@jiia

kal mene chickerts ki funny pic dekhen

aik thread open karen
aik pic toop wali hi thi:cb:

kesa sara hua section hy apka
koe gossips funny picz
aam logon ki conversation ka thread open karen direct from drawing rooms

You mean Fart related stuff
@muaqawwee123; Suggestion maiN Dum hay

[jiia]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Howzat

Mujhay Manto ka Aik Afsana yaad aa gia jis maiN likha hay Muree key nights k baray maiN “Itni dair maiN aik Faqeer key guddari say nikal kar kuta bhaga” jub maiN nay chaan been key to maloon howa sardi key wajah say udher ghareeb faqeer kutay bileon ko sath lay kar sotay hain

kal do kutty k …mery pechy lag gai thy

bar bar bhag k aaty hei
me dur dur ker k reh gai
us k owner ko gussa araha tha meri phatkar per

[Howzat_1]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@muqawwee123

wo masoom si hai.. tameez wali.. haan Sindh Assembly ka ijlaas chalte huwe MQM walon ko daant deti hai

Kursi Key Taqat

[Microbian]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@jiia

itny se per ro rhy ho
samjho 5 kg aalu sadqa ker dia
meri sas ne kal bataya aalu 100 rp kilo hein

@ehsan

raiwind palace ka kharcha bhi toh chalana hai.

theek hy raiwand walun ko sadqa kiya

[muqawwee123]

Re: Eid-Ul-Adha - Hajj-E-Akbar - (Oct-Time Pass)

@Microbian

83000 py

249+166= 415

chalo 166 rupe ka nuqsan hogaya…

166 se kiya kiya mil jata hai aaj kal..

ek pao mithai

ya

ek pao doodh dulari

ya

ek kilo annar

ya

4 pack tulsi supari

ya

sunsilk ki choti bottle

ya

half kg walls ice cream