E-Valentine thread (Who will be my Valentine?) [Merged]

Aap meree samajh se baahir ho. Mein in bhaee waee ke chakron mein naheen parne wala..jaein jaein kisee aur ko pataein :hehe:

my eyes couldnt take your viewing so iss liyee aisei ho gyaa

:mad2:bunder ho ghai tumh orr bundriya bhi tumh dont call my pd no bundriya

Ab aap ko koi aur naheen dekh payega :dhimpak:

:khoojanay wala icon: bunder bhi mai or bunderyeah bhi mai tu phir tum kiya ho ge phir ? ? ? or wesay tumhari PD bunderyeah , chupkali , moti bhans , chimgadar or har woh cheez jis ko dekh kar dar lagay woh hai tumhari PD or mahnoor zeeyada jump not maring warna mah rah jaie ga or noor chala jaie ga tumharay muu say :stuck_out_tongue:

kyun bie yeh kiya baat hoyee

:rotfl: Allah mere billi ke kowab main … :stuck_out_tongue: bechara machar yaar dekho tumharee shayad yadasht ke saath kuch prob hai, mai ne bataya tha phele bhee ke mai ashrafulmakhloqat main se hoon, tum phir hamesha mujhe apnee cat. main shamil kerne kee koshish kerte ho. jaantee hon mai bohat achee hon, per kya keroon mai tumharay rishtedaron main se nahie ho sakhtee hon na :stuck_out_tongue:

parliament, tumhain mai pataongee, nahie mai:hehe: muhahahaha :devil: khush fehmi hai kitnee logon ko, tsk tsk, hota hai bachay choti umar main baray baray kowab dekhne lagte hain loug. beside u ain’t my type:p

:mad3:

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beechari bari sooch sumhaj kar jawab dati hai .. but kiya karay khair jaha tak khoowab ke baat hai khoowab woh he dekhtay hai jo un ko poora karnay ke himat rakhtay hai … or wesay mai tum ko appnay app say keesay melaoo ga mandki … or tum appnay app ko jantay howay acha bolti ho tu boohat ache baat hai or in end tum appnay app ko pagal bhi bolti ho … hmmmmm achay or pagal … well wesay tum mano nah mano hum dono mai rishta tu hai … coz pagal or janwar soochtay nahi kar goozartay hai so kahi nah kahi tu hum aik doosaray kay rishtaydar tu hai … or mem sahab jaha tak khoosh fahmi ke baat hai woh tu bus meray pass say kabhi goozri bhi nahi … well or kash tum sumhaj pati kay jis ka dance dekha jata hai us say mohabat nahi kee jati … go n ask ur humans … hahahahahahaha un say serf time pass kiya jata hai miss ashraful- bhus ful tak sahi hai agay jab im not sure so why should i type any ronge word for u … or wesay bachay bolnay ka tankooo …chalo tum nay mana tu u r aunty type of wOw!man … or bachay aunty type ke larkiyo kay peechay nahi un kay agay dor rahay hotay hai … coz aurat chootay bacho ko pasand karti hai nah kay bacha … beechari …

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*Originally posted by Janwar: *

beechari bari sooch sumhaj kar jawab dati hai .. but kiya karay khair jaha tak khoowab ke baat hai khoowab woh he dekhtay hai jo un ko poora karnay ke himat rakhtay hai ... or wesay mai tum ko appnay app say keesay melaoo ga mandki .... or tum appnay app ko jantay howay acha bolti ho tu boohat ache baat hai or in end tum appnay app ko pagal bhi bolti ho ... hmmmmm achay or pagal .... well wesay tum mano nah mano hum dono mai rishta tu hai ..... coz pagal or janwar soochtay nahi kar goozartay hai so kahi nah kahi tu hum aik doosaray kay rishtaydar tu hai ... or mem sahab jaha tak khoosh fahmi ke baat hai woh tu bus meray pass say kabhi goozri bhi nahi .... well or kash tum sumhaj pati kay jis ka dance dekha jata hai us say mohabat nahi kee jati ... go n ask ur humans ... hahahahahahaha un say serf time pass kiya jata hai miss ashraful- bhus ful tak sahi hai agay jab im not sure so why should i type any ronge word for u ...... or wesay bachay bolnay ka tankooo ...chalo tum nay mana tu u r aunty type of wOw!man ... or bachay aunty type ke larkiyo kay peechay nahi un kay agay dor rahay hotay hai ... coz aurat chootay bacho ko pasand karti hai nah kay bacha ..... beechari ...
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Allah ko maloom aap ne kya likha aur kya samjha, meree samajh ke oper se guzar gaya, so I rather not try to u/s ro even read it again. Cuz its not worth it I know, koee apnee tarah kee bewaqoofana hee baat likhee hogee tum ne :p aur sunoa mahnoor ke saath harkatien na kero, dushmani tumharee mujh se hai, mujh se hee rakho :)

:konfused: acha jee :halo:

aray jaou yaar

mae ne apka profile dekh liya tha

11 something 1970 :hoonh: :stuck_out_tongue:

ahem ahem

daal mein kuch kala hai :stuck_out_tongue:

wo to hai :stuck_out_tongue:
ab kya karoon :konfused:

Saturday ko vivo ko red rose deejeye ga :jhanda: kaam ho jay ga :stuck_out_tongue:

nahin.. sharam aati hai :blush: .. kon saa kaam :ahaa: mera kaam tamam to nahin hoye gaa naa :smiley:

:eek: shobi tum aur vivo, valentine …, * behoosh hone wala icon* you are not allowed to have valentine dates, you should be home studying, :hoonh: :smash:

laholwala Quwat..

online bejhna koun sa ghar aaker dene hain :stuck_out_tongue:

ye tu apko maloom hona chahiye :devil:

haan na ye mere jeejo hain new one :jhanda:

yar ap to mujhay marwanay walay kaam kar rahi hain.. :hehe:

mujhay to sub maloom hai.. or main kya expect kar sakta hoon app say :crying: