Are you serious!!! Tell us the story.... please don't tell me you bought the ticket to Melbourne FL thinking of Melbourne, Australia. lol
I know of someone who screwed up between Portland Maine and Portland Oregon.
On a hunch, I started to check ticket prices for Dec 25th. I thought I might get a deal, because no-one travels on Christmas Day. My eyes lit up when I found a $415 fare. Fortunately though, I realized something was amiss when it said the flying time was only four hours.