Dramataic Dialogs

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**hero comedian se: abe oye kaane! tu bhii ajeeb hai!..tu dekhtaa kahiiN hai aur teraa nishana kahiiN aur hotaa hai…

comedian hero se: ustaad ab kaanaa hone kaa itnaa to faida honaa hii chaahiye! kia?**

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Bhagwan is missing.

‘Aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga. Aaj mangti hoon. Kya isi liye maine saare vrat rakhe? Bolo Bolo’ -Bell (tun tun tun)……..

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mein sooch bhi nahin sakta tha kay meri ikloti beti aek nokar kay saath pyar karay gee.

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OMGZ NOT NOKAR, NAUKAR KA BETA WHO IS IN COLLEGE

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**^^^naukrii aur chhokrii donoN saath mileN to kia baat hai, Raajaa! :smiley:
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Raaja babu, may toh chand bun ker aa gayi apki zindagi may. Wah Re Wah… Diya re diya… SONG BREAK

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khush to bohot hogay na tum!!! hayen? :chai:

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aor wo dono kano pe hath rakh ke loud

naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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kya yaad dila diya TLK bhai! beautiful dialogues, beautiful song. you missed the earlier ones:

Din mai ye jaga boht khoobsoorat lagti hai,

Aor ye jo hain na, ye arabi mai ayaat likhi hain

Din mai kahan a aa paongi.

Ok im going to play the song :music:

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nokar ki aullad nokar hi hoti hai… tum kab shamjoo gay.

waqt nahin badlaa, log nahin badlay, humhari reet aur rawayatein nahin badlein

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did you just call me a shamjoo gay? :open_mouth:

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fitting isn’t it

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aapke paauuN dekhe…bahooot maile haiN…zameen par na utaariyegaa, zameen gandii ho jaayegii :smiley:

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Larki: my name is sheila, sheila ki jawaani

Buddha: my name is prem chopra.. bachke kahaan jayegi kekeke

ahh.. i think im done.

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shush! chup karo.

Pandit jee kia sochein ge.

shaadi ka mantar to sun lo.

*O0oooom Mangalam
Om ae haseen larki
ye tujh ko kia soojhi
Om ye larka sahi nahi hai
bhaag le abhi bhi waqt hai
O0oooom
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wth, oi pandit teri to …

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pita jee, main ap ko chor ker khabi nahi jaoon gee, main khabi shadi nahi karoon gee!

5 days later, she runs away from home

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Mein Viren ko Panch saal se janti hun……
Mein to unko taab se janti hu jaab se Mein panch saal ki thi!!

winkwink*

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JAB TAK BHETNE KO NA KAHA JAYE KHARAY RAHO! YEH POLICE STATION HAI TUMARAY BAAP KA GHAR NAHI!

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“Pyaar Karna maine tumse sikha hai sameer … magar pyaar nibhana mujhey balraaj ne sikhaya hai”

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Balraaj kon say keht ki mooli hai?