Dr. Douchebag

Sandninjer · March 1, 2013, 5:25pm

Re: Dr. Douchebag

So, I was browsing through some profiles today and came across this one that just blew my mind. I thought I would share and get your thoughts on characters like this guy. I love how he sounds so full of himself yet he has something to say about people who boost themselves or their family’s education background.

Age / Height: 30 / 5’ 9" (175cm)

Profession: Doctor

"Hello Peeps. Thank you for visiting my profile. Ok so this is how it is I am here on this website to find a serious minded individual who is looking for marriage and is ready to commit. I am not looking for any 27,28,29 year old’s as Im sorry to inform you but your time has past. If you are older, from another country, have a password protected picture then you will not be hearing from me. Password protected pictures are just lame if your to scared of people seeing your face you shouldn’t be on the site if your to scared of your privacy being compromised you shouldn’t be on the site if your to scared that people might think your unattractive then I’m sorry that’s just life.

I am currently finishing my Residency in a reputable hospital in Boston, I went to an Ivy League school as did my father as did his father so we value education not just education but good education so anyone that cant keep up no point in stepping up. If your more interested in my profession and the financial security that it might bring then you should spare me too you should be more concerned if I’m a good person or not… even the Nazis had doctors.

I am originally from Lahore but was born and bred in the US. So I am not interested in any Perm Residents or any I grew up in Saudi Arabia and moved to the US when I was a child types either hopping borders dosent put you in better stead I’m afraid. If you cant speak Urdu or If you can but speak it with a accent i.e Hum Bolta hai Urdu par thora thora then please I prefer to to walk into a Knife then to be introduced to you. NO SHIAS NO BENGALIS NO INDIANS

Please no parents contact me its the 21st Century I prefer to speak to the person who wants to get married rather then their siblings or friends.

And please no people who have described themselves as attractive because that’s just plain stupid no one wants to know someone who thinks to much of themselves and keep on going on about how great they are and how all their family members are banker or doctors or engineers let me tell you its about what you have done in life and not what your chacha taya phupa phupi have done that defines you. .

If you wear a Hijab that’s fine by me but if you wear a Hijab and then wear skinny jeans and heels to go with it thats not for me “good mix of east and west” is probably the lamest thing that I read on profiles… how can there be any western elements if you follow Islam as it should be???

There will always be one… who will take it upon herself to become the voice of people and start to lecture me… and send me a rude message or a witty comment or suggest that my rant lacks punctuation to those individuals I state your rudeness suggests how well raised you are, your wit finishes where mine starts and punctuation or no punctuation you got the point right ??? but if not here are some extra, fit them or stick them wherever you please and sleep better at night…

If my words or my preferences seem bold, harsh or too impolite to you then why are you still reading..???"

hahahahahahahah

Just curious though, how do you browse profiles?