Ok let me tell you a joke…
An escaped convict broke into a home and tied up the young couple who had been sleeping in their bedroom.
As soon as the husband had the opportunity, he turned to his voluptuous young wife, who was bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just do as he says and cooperate with anything he wants. Our lives depend on it.”
“Darling,” the wife hissed, as she spit out her gag, “I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you’re really cute!”
