Re: dis 1 is 4 all ma punjabi bhen te bhera'z or n e who knwz punjabi ;)
my grandma(originally from Peshawer) if she got angry with us kids, would say:
ser muniya jaye thera, ser swa piye thare - we kids used to laugh our heads off and ask her, where the swa (angheti's ash) is going to come from since we were using gas by then. Man, Punjabi has a lot of explicit words ??!!