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white thing: changed name from apu to bobby 
desi thing: cant say bobby right 
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Can people smell you before they can see you cute lil queer. Your attention seeking is so fobby.
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Desi thing: Roti Anda
Non-desi thing: Saying " sorry" / " thank you"
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Roti Anda is a mehh!! desi thing, Anda paratha with desi ghee floating on it would be the robust desi thing. Yes manners is such a gora thing. I was dealing with this young lady who was quite full of herself and didn’t realize how ill mannered she was. I couldn’t handle her anymore and asked my assistant to take over.
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Paratha with yogurt taste far better then ghee paratha anda
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Desi thing: wore kurta
Non-desi thing: didnt wear dhoti
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My wife does that, I could never acquire the taste for that. I love paratha with spicy omelet.
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I love dhoti, I requested one from my SIl from Pakistan and wore it every day to sleep, when gora bacchas would come my wife would yell at me to change. I wore it till it was thread bare and ripped. I miss it so much.
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So I am doing dishes and I am not that perky this morning and splashed some water around and normally I would stop the washing and wipe the water then I got nostalgic and remembered that all my relatives and friends are not fussy about splashing water in fact our warranty deptt is overwhelmed with fuming desis who think the product is defective but the problem is that standing water will damage your house and is classified as neglect. Anyways I did wipe the water off after I completed the washing…White thing I did was make Mrs nice breakfast and packed her lunch, she had to leave early as she has to attend CPR training mandated by her work. Poor thing has been working 7 days a week. Being a woman is so hard, it takes hours to get ready, takes me minutes.
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Changi jayi bra paaya kar baaji, to fair ton perky ho jayen gi!!! Nayi kar sak di tey kum az kum dupatta le laya kar.
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You would be so correct but the only problem with that narrative is that I am built like a Humvee, when I roared at the 70 plus youngsters gathered for a drunkard party at my house asking them to leave my house some ran in a panic and left their shoes behind in -10C. I was told that they heard people talking at school as to how scary they thought I was. Of Course weak males such as you should refrain from strenuous work. I think my star athlete Nicole could break you n your lil male ego in 2..lol.
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^ cringiest sh!t i read all year. Wot ze fudge!
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lmfao …surreal
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If you are looking for my attention I would advice to take a number and patiently wait for your turn.
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I know surreal when a 30 yr old needs his parents help to get laid..lol…now that is desi and if that works for you, all the power to you…lol
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Desi thing: Help parents around the house.
White thing: don’t live with them
Desi thing: wash hands after using the restroom.
White thing: Piss in the tub ( i don’t do that tho lol).
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I thought there was an epidemic of dysentery in certain parts of the world, No??? I have seen 30 year olds living at home and their mothers still cooking for them, doing their laundry and dishes. Do you help your mum with dishes?
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Yeah since like i was 8 but i don’t live with parents so i always do the dishes when i visit.
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So if you do dishes like a lil girl then why were you giving me the duppatta insults..lol.