How about
"Shikar wailay kuti halkai gai"
"Tuh Sikhna Chahena phun mera oOth teri &^$$$ vich &#$% mera"
"@#$%& kam karni Dophari handi tarni ai"
"Karna karan @#$%^ hai, tambako pena kora hai"
Klaeem
Guys you forgot the very basic
"Meray L@# Nun Thand"
I damn care...
what ever...
OK. Enough of your cultural showdown.