Death Predictor ! *hayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

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Ksis ka bhi nahi:blush:

thorws than da pani on fire:halo:

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Pyaari: At age 74 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
my plan to live for 100+ years have been murdered :teary2:

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…still burning :sunnyboy:

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whatever:snooty:

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pyarrii :omg:

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:cb: funny, eh? :blush:

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*khan: At age 85 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
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wah ... kia baat hay, marnay k liay statue hi mila tha mujhay hoooonh

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:yawn:

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:halo:

It’s the new and improved Death Predictor. After analyzing results from hundreds of thousands of predictions, the algorithms have been tweaked in order to be even more effective, and more accurate than ever before! This amazing device uses secret, highly proprietary algorithms to determine an educated guess as to how, and at what age, you will die. The questions below are taken into consideration when determining your results.

:bummer:

** At age 29 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.**

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so ... noone is gonna die a legal death :s

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Whats a legal death? :bummer:

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A non-murdered, non-accidental death :s

Look it says I will die when a statue will fall on me … eww

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Ohhh okay :bummer:


:smack: At least you don’t get killed by burglars :frowning:

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At least burglar is alive person, but ehhh a statue ... nooo... I will smash that statue now... me going to New York...

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:hehe: I guess you have a point there :hmmm: Meanwhile I’ll have to wait for that burglar to come to me :halo:

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:eek: :eek:

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:halo:

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don’t wait for him to come … you go and find them and spray bug-killer on them :-p

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**:smack: Well I don’t know who they are do I :bummer: **


Bug-killer :omg:

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**bilal: At age 41 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. **

oh crap:vivo: