Have u ever noticed that on some days women suddenly show a lot of interest in u. i mean, say person x has been chasing a beutiful babe for days. but not much success. simultaneously he tries here and there since life has to go on. now this beutiful girl suddenly gets pleased with x and puts a few pickup lines that he should offer himself to her and likes. at the same time the other girls want to date with him as well.
on the other hand there are weeks and weeks in life of mr. x when no girl is ready to even dance with him.
what makes a difference between good days and bad days. bit nova style question but nonetheless..
maybe mr. x took a bath today.
and has eaten few dates..
mr. x should brush his teeth more often..
take it easy on the gel
lose the necklace
take more showers
keep his mouth shut most of the times, that way he may pass for someone bright
burn the yellow and red t-shirts
alright alright! burn the whole wardrobe..
easy on the stares
give the giggles a break
and if you have to have paraathay and saalan, shower before you leave home and don't forget to brush again and may be someone should introduce him to breathe mints.
and a complete make over won't hurt either..
hmm...actually, just forget it!
some ppl are just hopeless.
or maybe all the gals conspired together to make fun of mr. x.
hehehe
Girl’s Collaboration Dating Tactics
mr. x should brush his teeth more often..(mrs x should change that stinkin bra that shes wearin since last week)
take it easy on the gel(take it easy on hairsprays,and haircolors)
lose the necklace(wear some jewelry)
take more showers(take more baths)
keep his mouth shut most of the times, that way he may pass for someone bright(open her mouth once in a while so we know ur not disabled)
burn the yellow and red t-shirts(burn ur covering clothes so we see some skin)
alright alright! burn the whole wardrobe..
(same)
easy on the stares(look up so we know ur not blind)
give the giggles a break(give the girly giggles a break)
and if you have to have paraathay and saalan, shower before you leave home and don't forget to brush again and may be someone should introduce him to breathe mints.(parathay and saalan, huh..... if u were home once in a while we may get to eat some.)
THE REAL HARAMZADA
[This message has been edited by Haramzada (edited July 14, 2000).]
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yeah anyways!!
oye haramzade, nice people are giving advice for free and telling 'jane wo kaise log the jinko pyar se pyar mila' and u are unnecessarily disturbing them.
I think its ur day!
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Sometime u r lucky enough to get attention on other occasions you don’t , bad luck!
Do you…yahooooooo!!! ?