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wrong. mujhe cricket ka bada chaska hai only when its pak playing. for other teams i dont bother.
chasky sy yaad aya jaisy bodi aortoon ko chilm peeny ka chaksa hota hai
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chasky sy yaad aya jaisy bodi aortoon ko chilm peeny ka chaksa hota hai
yaar mujhe kafi time laga tumhari baat samjhne main....pakistan main kitna arsa rahi ho?
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yaar mujhe kafi time laga tumhari baat samjhne main....pakistan main kitna arsa rahi ho?
itna time smjhny me lgaya.. issi lae hm logon ka yeh haal ha.. ek joke yaad aa gya ap pay nahi ha.. just deir say smjh aany pay yaad aa gya.. ek shaks zoo gya aur dekha k hathi hans raha ha aur pass me ek gadha khara ha jo khamosh khara ha.. next day wo aadmi phir zoo gya tu dekha k iss baar gadha hans raha ha aur hathi khamosh khara ha .. uss ne wahan khary bandar say pocha k kal me aya tu hathi hans raha tha aur garha khamosh tha aur aaj gadha hans raha ha aur hathi khamosh.. bandar ne kaha k kal shair ne ek joke sunaya tha jo gadhy ko aaj samjh aaya ha:)
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Aussies bhi ittnay he deewany hain aur gorray bhi ![]()
aap nay kia atom bomb bana lia hay cricket nah daikh kar ![]()
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aur itna time tumne yeh joke suna ne main waste kiya. you could have done something for pak. ![]()
good joke btw.
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iss say baasi joke to poori zindagi mein main nay naheen suna hay
and u r saying good joke dil rakha hay na ![]()
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mujhe dil rakhne ki kya zaroorat hai. but its not a bad joke.
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leekan baasi tapasi to hay :cobra:
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lol is ka jawab shikran de ga ke usany baasi joke kyon sunaya.
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hmm.. pheli baat ye k me ne waste nahi kia.. mjy jst yaad aaya dair say samjhny pay..waisy mjy just 3 min lgy iss ko likhny me itni dair me ap k khayal me pak k lae kia kiya ja skta ha.. would u like 2 mention plzzz ![]()
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@Sannan.. waisy agr kisi azeem shaksiat ne agr genious ke tareef kr de ha tu iss me dil chota krny ke kya baat ha.. bry log ek dosry ke tareef krty rehty hain.. tm b try kro tmari tareef b ke jay ge )
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hmm.. pheli baat ye k me ne waste nahi kia.. mjy jst yaad aaya dair say samjhny pay..waisy mjy just 3 min lgy iss ko likhny me itni dair me ap k khayal me pak k lae kia kiya ja skta ha.. would u like 2 mention plzzz :)
i said that referring to this "itna time smjhny me lgaya.. issi lae hm logon ka yeh haal ha".
maine bhi tina time samajhne main nahi lagaya tha (sayyma ki baat ko)..zaida se zaida ek do minute lage honge.
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@Sannan.. waisy agr kisi azeem shaksiat ne agr genious ke tareef kr de ha tu iss me dil chota krny ke kya baat ha.. bry log ek dosry ke tareef krty rehty hain.. tm b try kro tmari tareef b ke jay ge )
mujhe azeem shakhseeyat kaha. shukriya
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aahista bolo
agar kissi jeanous nay sun lia to tarap kar jaan day day ga ![]()
aik joke yaad aa gia :cobra:
aik dafa aik jungle mein aik khoubsurat babashair (lion) par tha zakhmi halat mein.
Aik kuchway ka udhar say guzzar how tha ruk kar bollla "
yah shikari loog bhi hum jaisay “khoubsurat” janwaroon kay asth kaisa salook kartay hain " :hinna:
Shair nay gardan uthai aur kaha Bhai mujhay shikari kay golli nay ittna zakham naheen dia jittna tumhari baaat nay aur waheen gir kar dum toor gia ![]()
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Iss liye genius aur azeem logoon par taras khain ![]()
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please read my joke :joke:
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@Sannan ... iss me hansna b tha :) aur yeh luchway tm blessed2006 ke taraf ishara kr rahy ho na:)
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hahahaha at the joke.
ps. tumhari urdu itni kharaab tou na thi?
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hahahaha at the joke.
ps. tumhari urdu itni kharaab tou na thi?
shukar ha kisi ko tu hansi aae itni mushkal say sannan ne joke sunaya tha.. waisy by tha blessed2006 hansna kahan pay tha ta k me b hans loon :)??
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shukar ha kisi ko tu hansi aae itni mushkal say sannan ne joke sunaya tha.. waisy by tha blessed2006 hansna kahan pay tha ta k me b hans loon :)??
tum isi baat pe hans lo ke tumhe yeh hi nahi pata ke kahan hasna hai. :P: