Creative excuses that have worked...

Re: Creative excuses that have worked...

you guys are boring

  1. I told the police officer the reason I was speeding was that there was a wreckless driver behind me, flashing his lights and being obsence so to away from him - I was trying to speed and get out of lane (that worked)

  2. My friend told the police officer that it was his wife's birthday or their anniversary and if he came home with a ticket - she would throw him out of the house.

  3. I am poor and I have kids to feed

  4. I didn't have DL once - and went to the court and said that I did have it - I just couldn't find it so they let me get away with court fees.