Re: contribute some insults…
When I was around 10/11 years old, back in Karachi what I did to a caller was in some people’s opinion PRICELESS 
There was someone who’d been keep calling the whole evening. So, at night around 11:30, phone rang while I was watching PTV ‘end of the day’ transmission and was listening to Farmaan-e-Ilaahi .. No one was talking on the other side.. I kept saying Hello Hello :halo: but no response. So what I did that I turned the volume of the TV little high and placed the mouthpiece of the phone next to the speakers of it:blush:
I let the person hear the whole Tilaawat of Quran, urdu translation and the short tafseer.
After half an hour, phone again rang.. Ammi jaan huzoor picked it up this time.. Maamoo jaan was on the other side and the first sentence he told to Mom was:
AApaa: Anwar nay aaj mujhay pooraa kaa pooraa Quran sunwaa kar rakh diyaa
