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Do you know… where do you think these things up from? 
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^^ I dont know where do these thigs come from, but let me take a stab. Humans like any other animal have sexual desires, in case of humans they are constrained by religion (any), so here you have a clause in a religion that legitmizes it. SO you can fulfill your sexual desires without guilt of being stoned or whipped.
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The general consensus on this forum is that Mutaa is unacceptable, therefore I BELIEVE that YOU should desist from it.
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Yeh but are women allowed to do it? 
So basically one can shag about and call it muttaa.?
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^^ mem, you just cant go aroung shagging and wagging. You need a priest to kosher the couple and based on how long the mutaa is gonna last the fees are based on the duration. I was thinking of it more alon the lines of a few hours, more along the lines of a happy hour.
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Verizonian, the good thing about you is that you think of these things but you dont seem to have the time to act... what with reading the 150 newspapers and publication each day, doing your household chores, looking after kiddies AND filling in each spare moment with your enlightening comments in Gupshup and then if you have a free second or so having an out of body experience visiting poor funguy.
I doubt you have any energy to spare on this Mutaa business!:p
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lazy i would let Verizon be...all this big talk about 4 wives and Mutaa's is his hobby, you know what they say about men and hobbies?
let them be, it makes them feel better about themselves, and lets face it, all men need to love themselves first.
oh and Verzion chachu i saw an islamic programme on the telly all about four wives and 72 hoors the other day...i thought about you.
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^^ was it a hands on show or just talk. I am more of a hands on guy, with examples and all.
LD try me with Muttaa.
Mods Please delete line 3 in 15 minutes, mama went shopping.
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it was a question and answer show...u know im pretty sure i saw someone who looked like you at the mic at one point. How freshi is your accent?
It was really interesting you know...it was by a guy called Dr Zakir Naik...you should google him.
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him I dont think so I'd rather google a chick.
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sorry wrong sect
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Mut'a sounds appealing, will the Mullahs be pissed off if I was to put an ad on the Mosque notice board for mut'a? Time to visit the Jamat Khane again. :D
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LD it's ok They call me "a man with a plan".
Step 1: Convert to a sect that allows mutaa
Step 2: Engage in Mutaa
Step 3: Convert back to original
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mutta is completely natural folks
I did a mutta this morning
I also did a hagga but thats a diff story
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Thankyou plan with a man... but I'll pass,
isnt it hugga not hagga. Plus its not mutta its mutturRe: Clutter
at the same time writing romanized punjabi is not an exact science.
because hagga can be pronounced with the "hag" part sounding like the "jag" part in jaguar, while is is more like the "par" part of party, i.e. how you pronounce the "a"
same goes with hugga, because you can say "hug" rhymes with "bug" and not rhyme with "huqqa" :D
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^^ Actually hugga and hagga are two different words in punjabi, so u need to differentiate by using the proper vowel. As far as mutta and muttar is concerned leaving the "r" out is like pissing all over rather than in a fine straight line.
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:yukh:
Poonjabi muttar paneer kheyt mein kartey hain, sare-aam sab ke saamne, seen it at the side of motorways when going through Punjab. :yukh: