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sorry for smearing cake in your face while you were fasting but I couldn’t help it 
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Old is gold :-p
actually Lazy is a woman as well, so it is understandable… Lizard is a lizard, no matter plastic or real… ladies can confor it later…
actually I do not open them, I love sandwiches yum…
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wiping cake with tongue…gulp gulp gulp…
meetha kuch kam tha bari bi :-p… ap ki Budday day thi aaj kia ? :-o
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I was so tired and was suppose to be in bed... but then...khair, I must go now cuz I really dunno what keys my fingers are pressing :s...
so gute bye all...
Good bye *Lazy *:-)
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Dear proprieter of Gushpush Cafe
I read raving reviews about your establishment in the Food review in the Observer, I booked a post and to my astonishmnet the head French cheif Paris de Noor was unashamedly flirting with My dear Husband, Mr Unkcle Faulker…I was disgusted and horrified.
I was sat next to a rather spicy lady called Chilli Milli who interviewed me on the state of my marriage and my drinking problems whilst out of the corner of my eye iI saw the french Cheif sitting on unkcles knee.
I informed her in no uncertain terms that this man was very poor and did not have 2 pennies to rub together to keep warm… upon hearing this she ran into the arms or Mr Jasoos…
Who is erm… a very erm…good gentleman friend of mine…
An elderly gentleman called Dadaa abaa made me catch a lizard wich was wandering ariound the kitchen with its relatives , cockroaches and mice …and make a sandwiche out of it for him to eat…and then i had to mash it up for him because the poor dear had no teeth…can you believe that!
the manageress, a Ms Rucksar Bibi…told me to get out …can you believe that!
Evilmastermind who was the waitress turned out to be my husbands long lost neice and demanded to be taken home by us…as if we dont have enough troubles of our own…we get an assortment of free relatives thrown in.
she refuses to clean my house, subsequently I live in a dump.
Therefore Sir, Im writing to complain that this cafe of yours has given me more problems than i can cope with
yours with great disgust
Lady Daisy
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I spit on such a job :yukh:
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So why did you make me leave.... huh?
As for gentleman friend...what can I say
he sings you know!
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did someone say sing?
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…na!! za ta sara meena kom:blush: daisy!
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a song for you:blush:
“I’m with you” from Avril lavigne:blush: …all that song for you:)
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i have that song, i will send it to yo when i go home.
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Dear lady daisy,
Before I begin, I would like to point out that I am fully aware about some of the disgusting things going on this site ; but that is ok, because this is my web site, and I can do with it as I please.
You should learn to live in this cafe' look at the nature and flourishing fugus around the table. This is very General of us to live like this and eat in these types of places because we love nature and people who disagree get their head choped off.
Now that we have that cleared up let us get to the topic at hand. I should, however, include another caveat in order to avoid emails from idiots thinking that I am indirectly singing my own praises.
First and foremost, your husband's flirting with another man is not our problem maybe its something that you are missing that he is not 'getting it' at home. Mr. J. Sooss is a very commendable employ of our establishment who works really hard to keep his moustache a moustache. Our customers are very turned on by it.
Parissenoor is there as an ornament for other people look. She is beautiful and has green eyes. Rarely in our Cafe' are people with green eyes. She comes sits and we watch. It's a great time pass.
Rukhsarbibi is not old. Like you. She is rather very shocked at the Gupshup establishement and the 'learning curve' they have made in the recent years.
Evilmastermind is another 'retarded child' from phatima1 generation. They come first, then be shy, then flood to be here. I can't do anything about it as it keeps me occupied and I am happy. I am happy that they talk like that because my one-dimensional mind can't hold all the great talk that goes around all over the borad. Do you know we have to wait atleast nine months for somebody to say something intelligent at this board? It is indeed an accomplishment and I am proud to be the propertier of it.
DadaAbba is old. Leave him alone. He is one of the way we try to tell the world about our 'loving old people' policy. Yes, we do accept 'old wrinkled ladies' like you who cannot find another suitable place to situate herself. That's why we keep them, for our amazement. If you are not happy with our service, then you can happily find another place to locate yourself. Some place nice, I believe, you look for.
Note: If the initial search leaves you empty-handed (which is highly likely), please do not be discouraged and look at the glass as half full.
I hope I have answered all of your concerns and iquiries. It has been great surving you. Remember learn to live and try to be as optimistic as possible. Look at Glass as half full. The point is that the 'glass is half full' attitude does not apply to every situation. Get it? Good!
Sincerely,
Porpertier of the Gupshup Establishemt.