***Husband & Wife Chori k masly py bat kr rahy thy..
Husband: jo shakhs chori krta he wo pachtata zaroor he..
Wlfe: aur tum ny jo shadi se pehly meri neendain churai thi un k bary me kea khiyal he…?
Husband: me apna khiyal pehly hi zahir kr chuka hoo k jo chori krta he pachtata zaroor he.