1.What is your first name and what does it mean?
My name’s Zulfiqar and it was the name of a sword of the Holy Prophet :saw: and was given to Hz. Ali 
by him…
Hmmmn, named after a weapon
- What is your favorite forum on GS and why?
It’s jokes and religion…Sometimes I can’t tell the diffrerence…Then there’s Gen in which you don’t need to tell the difference…
Sir, the difference is that Religion is the funny forum
3.Who do you think is the most eligible bachelor on GS? and why?
If being well off, good looking, funny and being debonair are the hallmark of being eligible bachelours, then there are none on GS…
You have shattered many girls dreams… Oh well theree are other forums to visit
4.Who is the most eligible bachelorette and why?
Barbie_Girl is the most eligible bachelourette on GS…Why? I don’t know…She just seems like it…
How can you tell, she’s not a boy gupshupper…
hmmmn
tell tell…!
5.Which two guppies you think are having an affair on PMs?
Woh jo hamesha aik doosray kay threads main tapak parhtay hain…
Hmmmnn
6. If you have been asked to visit a deserted place? whom shall you choose to accompnay you from GS?
Well, it’ll have to be someone intelligent, knowledgable and funny…And belong to the opposite sex…And since most of the guppans are just guys with female nicks, so I don’t think it’ll work out…
*that would be sinful:p *
7. Who needs to be kicked out of GS?
Anyone who crosses the boundaries of decency…That would mean everyone…
it’d be awfully quiet
8.Who is your favorite mod?
I don’t like mods so I have no favourites…
*You dont like Phatima… No, neither do I *
9.Who was the first friend you made on GS?
Irem…
she did a runner from here didnt she…? Poor girl
10.Have you met any guppies? How was the experience?
I have met two…And it was enough to keep me away from all of them…
*I wonder what they thought of you:D *
11.Which forums you dont like to post in and why?
Shor Sharaba because movies are Haram aur Khel Khilari because I am lazy…
I think you aught to be made MOD of Shor Sharaba
12. who would make the cutest couple on GS
antiobl and Spock…There’s just so much common between the two…
*They are both male right?.. What are you trying to say Mr L.Jawab:eek: *
13.Background of your GS nick?
La = no and Jawab = Answer…Meaning No Answer, because I never have an answer to anything…
you have lost all credibility now
14.Name the guppy/guppan u tease most? why?
I loved teasing NYA, bcecause his retorts were always amusing…Too bad he left…
Poor him… La Jawaaaaaabbbbb…First Irem and then him, why do people always leave because of you
15. Name the guppy/guppan u respect most? why?
I respect Umer and Sadiyah the most…Because Umer is just a true gentleman and Sadiyah for her seeking counsel of the Deen in everyday matters…
If I bribed you would you have said me… ?
hang on a second
*I havent told you how much Im gonna pay *
youre not open to finacial renumeration?
*well how about threat of violence *
16. Name the guppy you are jealous of?
Any guppy with a wife who can cook well…