"14 Flies Killed In Hit-And-Run Tragedy"
oe Kake… jahaz ke silencer men mon de dia tha chalang lagate hue
"I lost 28 lbs on the SlimFast diet! I had a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a mouthful of flies for dinner... and the pounds just melted away!"
(Reuters) - "Scientists Unveil Worlds First Organic Fly Killer"
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"...and they only have half as many calories as a tic-tac".
Both Flight and Flies were Fantastic.
Honey, I am home. Say, when are we going to switch to that different toothpaste that claims that "it's never too late"?
hahahaaaaaaa
some really funny ones from pilot too…
strong competition..
keep em coming
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its about time i changed my signature.
Qrius, Pilot25 (the tic-tac one is hilarious), khan_sahib…very funny
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How about: ‘Buy 2 tubes of toothpaste, get cool sunnies for free!’
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I don't know why this reminds of Confused's old signature:
Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
*Get Back to Where you Once Belonged! *
Teeth Tattoo!
For Rent: Luxury apartment with stunning views of main highway. Will suit young fly couple, or two single flies. Recently renovated (with mouthwash). Excellent for entertaining. Once you see it, you won't be able to leave! $900 per month.
"A WWII fighter-pilot smiles, moments before unwittingly proving that the human body can swallow a small bird whole, but only when ingested at 250 mph."
"WWII Kamikazi pilot, ruthlessly attacked by WWII Kamikazi flies"
Reuters - "Disneyworld Unveils Worlds First Roller-Coaster Ride For Flies".
"...and then, after I've ridden about 280 miles or so, I take my false teeth out and scrape off the results of my hard work. It's wonderful on toast! Yummy!"
"Biker seeks like minded girl for long romance on the highway. I'm a wonderful kisser (just make sure you close your eyes first). Must have own toothpaste and low standards."
"If you think that's bad, wait till you see what flew up my nose"
"Sometimes I like my flies raw, sometimes I light a cigar and BBQ them first"
Lol Pilot!
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I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back