Caption Contest-III

Oh I get it

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You mean the two ‘funny strangers’ in the pic are Mr.Partypooper and confused

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lol…seems like golou is on a mission to take pangas with fellow guppies today

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Which one of the above
two monkeys is golou?

ps: bandroon kay sath mazrat kay sath!

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golou dat’s nuff, come out of your hiding now

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Fishes don’t climb trees, remember?!

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It should be more like:
***golou and khan_sahib sitting on da tree: “we are partners in crime. We don’t just look funny, we act dat way too”


Howzzat?

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NRA - "Still life of shooting targets"

NSPCA - "Still life of rare protected monkeys"

McDonalds - "Still life of Happy Meal (before processing)".

Taco Bell - "Still life of taco filling (before mincing)".

Pfiezer - "Still life of Viagra secret ingredients (but don't tell anyone)".

WWF - "Still life of Desi Bundar Dou tag team".

US Army - "Still life of targeted demographic for new recruiting campaign - 'An Army of Two..... Monkeys'".

O'Reilly Publishing - "Still life of William Shakespear Typing Pool (other 998 monkeys not shown)".

Kellogs - "Still life of new breakfast cereal gimick - 'Two In Every Pack!'".

SlimFast - "Still life of subjects for new marketing campaign - 'Hey fatty, don't look this way, buy SlimFast today!'".

NASA - "Still life of next generation cost-efficent astronauts - 'We just insert some touch paper you know where, feed them a little chole, light the fuse and whooooosh off they go!'".

Madhur Jaffry - "Still life of subjects for front cover of new cookbook - '101 Tasty Tandori Dishes To Make When Stranded In The Jungle'".

WOWWWww.. claps claps .. baji u win yar ..

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.. that was Damnnnnnnn hillarious ..

ammar

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.. brackets main hi achi lagtay ho ..

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teri dunya meri dunya main hay itni doori,
tera aanchal meray haathon main nahin aa sakta,
waqt ki dhoop khari hay sarr pe,
main teray zulf ka saya bhee nahin pa sakta…

‘love me love me, say u love me’

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sajal baji ..

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teri dunya meri dunya main hay itni doori,
tera aanchal meray haathon main nahin aa sakta,
waqt ki dhoop khari hay sarr pe,
main teray zulf ka saya bhee nahin pa sakta…

‘yaaro yahi dosti hay, bandaron say jo milee hay’

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ps: ‘SAJAL’ ke sath maazratt ke sath

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teri dunya meri dunya main hay itni doori,
tera aanchal meray haathon main nahin aa sakta,
waqt ki dhoop khari hay sarr pe,
main teray zulf ka saya bhee nahin pa sakta…

Good stuff everyone

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Pilot, if you aren’t already involved in advertisement/PR stuff, it might be a good field for you

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Anyone who has more ideas, now’s the time to put it down. I’ll got through all the entries one more time tomorrow and which ever caption makes me laugh the most, will win!!

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(Its gonna be damn hard to choose one winner but I’ll try)

Jab se ye post shoru hoiee hai.. meri caption per kisi ne compliment naiee diyaa

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(especially fish)

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awwww…Pakremix,
I was gonna address all participants in my final ‘trophy-presenting’ speech but here I go…You were the first gutsy guppie to who came forward with the ideas-I liked the one where monkeys make fun of humans

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Now don’t be

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, be

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Hmmm, if only all of us could be so expressive instead of bottling up emotions : pondering wala icon: Oh well, aur kisi ko koi gila-shikwa hai, to abhi bata do

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[This message has been edited by The Fish (edited June 13, 2001).]

I just worked it out…

You’re a girl aren’t you?

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lol…Pilot, is dat another idea for the caption or should I congratulate you for finally ‘working it out’?

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‘didi tera dewarr deewana’

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teri dunya meri dunya main hay itni doori,
tera aanchal meray haathon main nahin aa sakta,
waqt ki dhoop khari hay sarr pe,
main teray zulf ka saya bhee nahin pa sakta…

Confused
dosti???
I don’t know what u are talking about.

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ANOKHI laadli jo thaireen ..

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teri dunya meri dunya main hay itni doori,
tera aanchal meray haathon main nahin aa sakta,
waqt ki dhoop khari hay sarr pe,
main teray zulf ka saya bhee nahin pa sakta…

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So FiSH… who’s the winner..? **


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What are golou and Saajal on about?

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Anyway, the result is coming soon…

OK, my task has been difficult but interesting. Here are the winning entries from all the nominees:

PakRemix-HEY LOOK… HUMANS!!
aren’t they stupid/ugly looking?

Pilot25
“…police began to suspect foul play when See-No-Evil and Say-No-Evil failed to show any concern for their missing brother Hear-No-Evil”

Elmo with headphones
“Hi, we’re the Olsen twins, hehe, we kind of lost our jobs after Full House..”

Summer_Of_69
After having a weed joint-- First: Now look where we r stuck at.. hahaha
Second: I dont know.. hahaha

khan_sahib
Nawaz sharif and Vajpayee, dono achay bhayee bhayee

Qrius
“..so call our toll free # now..if you call immediately we’ll send you a booklet of ‘How to smile for Dummies’ as a special thankyou gift”

paki_krusty
DUMB and DUMBER

KAKA-ATOM-BUM
Pristine: Awww sheerazayyy, wat a nice tait picture of us…
Sheeraz: hummph! stupid photographer, he didnt take it on time… i had my eyes closed

confused
" ‘confused’ and ‘mindless’ ek hi shaakh parr"

ammarr
‘hum ek hain!’ (benazir bhutto.. lol) &
‘Maroon ga danda, nikley ga anda’

Mr Partypooper
“Look Fish can’t decide which entry is the best. Tee hee hee.”

SHAHZAD612
The popular comedy team of Rangeela and “Nannah” are re-incarnated.

SAJAL
bandroon kay sath mazrat kay sath!

LOL

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The winner is ‘Reuters Reporter’ aka Pilot25 for putting in the most hilarious and imaginative entries. Hands the trophy Please go ahead and host Caption Contest-IV. To all the participants: Very well done

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clapping Grab the chance and win the next competition-Pilot is banned from participating in dat one!!

congratulations Pilot25.