**>>> Sometimes when you have a stressful day orweek, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose… The following is an
excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants”, by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names…
Use the first letter of your first name to
determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your
NEW last name:
a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle
d = bubble e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = burger
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to
determine the second half of
your
NEW last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is
Fluffy Toiletshorts.
Go figure.
Now when you forward this to friends…use your
new name as the “title
of the subject line”**
Hehe and ma name according to this–>STINKY PIZZA HEAD
BAD BOYS HAVE ALL DA FUN!!
Why drink N drive when U can smoke N FLY:)http://ammars.4t.com
[This message has been edited by AMMARS (edited November 02, 2000).]
*I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge.
*That myth is more potent than history.
*That dreams are more powerful than facts.
*That hope always triumphs over experience.
*That laughter is the only cure for grief.
*And I believe that love is stronger than death.
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