Can you really lose a relationship on a text message?

^True-dat!

Common sense is not commonly found..........it's hard to find it everywhere.

Your poor friend. He is fortunate that at least YOU are a devoted and defensive fan of his humor. You truly are a good friend, McPendo. I applaud your loyalty..........such loyalty takes courage! You truly deserve the "Best Friend of the Year" award. And to cheer up your friend........I think you both should tour the country and do stand-up comedy together. You could be the Two Stooges. And to increase your animal viewer ratings..........you both might want to practice at the zoo first. Start with the elephants. They might toss you both a few peanuts.