Your friend has lost it...seriously.
Anyway, it can be one of two things:
Either she wont take him back because she really is fed up with his nonsensical jokes.
Or she was looking for a reason to end it and now she has one.
Nothing less then a diamond ring will work for this one...minimum 1/5 carats if he is a struggling standup comedian or something and doesnt have much.
Wow yea he's a very struggling Pakistani Comedian in New York City, you do the math. lmao! Thats why i always tell him if you cant afford a girlfriend why go and have one? Right?