can sum1 translate this?

Re: can sum1 translate this?

ok here goes

**SANU IK WAR ICE CREAM KHAWA GUJJRAA. SANU THOREY PAISE DE JAA,

Buy me Ice Cream my dear Punjabi Chav Cowboy, Come and gimme some dosh innit!

Now i dont understand this part****: KE CHECK. It doesnt make sense to me

The rest

Kadi = Sometime
Diwa = to get for someone
***GUJJRAA = The Punjabi Chav Cowboy*