LOL - Very funny. You have good sense of humor
But brother, jokes apart, Darwin's theory is just a THEORY without facts Darwin himself wasn't sure what the heck he was talking about. His theory is rejected by most, and not just by Muslims.
Another factror in this discussion is that as a Muslim, I believe in Quran and Allah Taalah says in Quran that he created this universe himself.
Quran talks about minor things related to humans and everything else, you think Allah would miss discussing homo ergaster or homo erectus or the big bang itself ?
Darwin's Theory rejects CREATIONISM which means, rejecting the creator, the all mighty Allah and there is word for people who do that....'KAFFIR'
and ALLAH knows best...
creationism can easily coexist with evolution. it does not have to be one or the other.
as far as quran talking about minor things, sure but does it talk about everything, did quran mention dinosaurs? or the skeletons of previous species. the aforementioned homoerectus or homohabilis, neandrathal, etc etc
no one is sayong god did not create the universe, but I dont think it is for you or I to limit what god can and can not do or how he can go about creating the universe.
as far as rejection of darwin's theory, sure..many reject it. but something being rejected by many does not make it a fact. theory of evolution is a theory, just like theory of everything being created from scratch in its current form is also a theory that leaves many unanswered questions and has no answer for simple things like environmental mutations
Allah does know best, and nothing in the Quran is explicitly against any sort of evolution.