~Cafewood: Cafe ki filmi duniya...COMPETITION

[Innocent_Smile]

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@muqawwee123

As I said ye zara hat ke film hain, so tajrube to honge.

aisay tajurbaat se film fail hi ho sakti hai :p

[muqawwee123]

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Dekhen iss film main sirf dholki wala ek gana hai, baqi sari background ghazlen hain jin ke liye humne TLK bhai ki khidmaat le lin hain. Dholki wala gana to ga lengi na aap.

[KayZ]

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sab so jao, warna gabbar aa jai ga :)

[ll_xx_ll]

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@STA

hero to sirf **monk **hi hoga .

kyun monk ko aisa kya laga huwa hai?

@waleedhbk

Ok make me the Don Villian of the Movie

Kyunki Don Ko Pakarna Mushkil He Nhe Na Mumkin Hai

waleed paa tussi te don? BAHAHAHAHAHA joke of the century

@STA

ok ok. my promo poster is in my attachment, I usually post that one when PCG rants in life1, that make her happy. i dont know if i posted here how she gonna feel.

attachment agle janam mein lagaani hai kya?

@Jhanjariya

mujhe heroine ka double role chahiye koi mujhe nominate karo

dont you worry…it will happen

when hell freezes over

@Noor93

can i be the makeup girl..

not without proper qualifications

@queer

can i be villain’s MIL? thanks.

DONE!

and from now on I shall refer to you as queer behn ji

[ll_xx_ll]

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@KayZ

what about me as camera man ?

jo jo mujhay pasand ai ga bus wohi film mein nazar ai ga aor baqi sab gaib

taanhi tere hath koi camera nahi de reya …chal nikal

@Panache

I can be the dress designer

only if you design an amazing dress for me first

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

kia saare roles ke mukmuke ho gaye aur aap log roles ke liye noora kushtii laR rahe haiN?

nahin roles chaalu hai plz nominate the pplz

@Meow_Billi

Nahi abhi main bhee hun

par aap aayi kyu?

@KayZ

chalain aap b aa jain

do you have to butt in everywhere?

@Southie

I hereby appoint Meow Billi as Director and person in charge of casting for film yet to be named.

if you have already done this then why is this your new years resolution still?

@Innocent_Smile

Bro am not even a bath room singer

doesnt mater hun te filmi singer bann gayi

@Innocent_Smile

lexxyy I wanna be your heroin only :blush

ju are already my heroine jaanam

@muqawwee123

As I said ye zara hat ke film hain, so tajrube to honge.

​kitni hatti huwi hai yeh film?

[ll_xx_ll]

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@Innocent_Smile

aisay tajurbaat se film fail hi ho sakti hai

hahaha jis tarha k log hain filmz waise hi fail hone waali hain

@muqawwee123

Dekhen iss film main sirf dholki wala ek gana hai, baqi sari background ghazlen hain jin ke liye humne TLK bhai ki khidmaat le lin hain. Dholki wala gana to ga lengi na aap.

cafewood k itne bure din aagaye k we have to take TLK bhai in a film

@KayZ

sab so jao, warna gabbar aa jai ga

​TUM KAHAN SE TAPPAK PARRTE HO

[KayZ]

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@llxxll

do you have to butt in everywhere?

konsa, angraizi wala butt ya punjabi wala ?

@llxxll

​TUM KAHAN SE TAPPAK PARRTE HO

ziada aitraaz hay to tum b ban kar do mujhay

[Panache]

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@llxxll

only if you design an amazing dress for me first

Sure but u’ve to wear that. Am I in, wherz the contratc?

[STA]

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@Panache

Sure but u've to wear that. Am I in, wherz the contratc?

:@:

[Panache]

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[STA]

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@Panache

please check out my filmi story on first page. you can make me winner in this competition

[Meow_Billi]

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who is the winner??

[ll_xx_ll]

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im taking entries til feb 6th :p

[jugatbaz]

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@muqawwee123

assistant director: Blessed 2006
associate producer: Boredman
heroine: PCG
hero: Nomica
villain: Queer
heroine ki ma: Devlish Angel (I know she is young for this role, but she is the talented lady)
heroine ka baap:Southie Uncle
hero ki ma:Jhanjariya
hero ka baap: Mirch Uncle
hero ka bhai: Waleedhbk
heroine ki behn: EshalRaza
singer (Female): Innocent Smile
singer (male): Sannan
genre of your movie: Sab bata doon?

Its a different movie. Zara hat ke hai. Dekne zaroor aaiye ga.

singer : sannan

[parisajaved]

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i am also participate on this competition

[ninja_hattori]

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assistant producer:-TLK

Assistant director STA

hero-Sannan

hero’brother-boredman

hero’s father-muqawee123

hero’s mother-cute_aini

heroine-llxxll

heroine’s sister- paki queen

heroines father- khalil khan fakhta

heroine’s mother-nadz

villain-kayz

male singer-iconoclast

female singer-niksik

P.S. i ll post genre of story and story soon

[ninja_hattori]

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genre-love story

llxxll’s mother and father have a troubled married life due to excess usage of urdu by kkf while nadz have some inlaw issues…

so they visit marriage counselor Sannan who himself is a bachelor

so there Sannan also meets llxxll and they fall in love…

while boredman runs a boutique which is often visited by paki queen so they also fall in love…

both the pair of parents r ready for marriage of llxxll-Sannan and boredman-pakiqueen

suddenly elections r announced in pakistan…

it turns out that Sannan,boredman ,muqawee,cute ainee are PTI supporters while kkf and his family are PPP supporters…

this jeopardises proposed marriage meanwhile our villain kayz who is a mqm workers tries to woo llxxll and claims as a mqm

worker he has first right to marry llxxll

for full story watch movie in theatre

P.S. pleej dont buy pirated dvds

[ll_xx_ll]

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Lol good 1

Why did u pair me with sannan and kayz ? Meri qismat on top of it nadz is my mother i think i shud just jump off a building in said movie

Keep 'em coming guys…entrues accepted till feb 6

[ninja_hattori]

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Sannan will be fun as a marriage counselor :cobra:

[parisajaved]

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Cafe ki filmi duniya