Re: Cafe' ki police...
i would like to darj a report,
some chica from NYC, is smoking ganga and is high, her initials are NK.
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Shikra i am issuing a warrant here…
I think we need to place an arrest and take this to issue to court…
jaames paa ji who is our judge 
to the best of my knoweldge " Dafaa 420 ke te haat Danial Shah has committed a crime of accusing Dipty Suprintendent of Police Nia Khan- for being high on drugs. It seems this blame was placed sometimes earlier today and its URGENT we arrest this accuing soul ASAP. Bizz we would like you to take those special hathkiyaaraayan with you that are colored RED. so people know accusing NIA KHAN can be a horror movie view. While bringing Danial Shah back to our Police istaayshaan - we want that Kalaa gahdaa to do the honor. Kala kola will be placed on his face by Sub inspector"
*Saluting.. ok jawaano kaam pe jaao himaat bhara ke age barhoo..
*bizz… accuse few more things on him this way he cant get out for years… put a case of stealing 2 roypaaiyaa from my purse as well. oh also add meri alo keeme ki roti ka gaya tha and left foil paper behind with few crumbs".
is janta ko ase hi maza chikana parhe ga
once he is back in jail we will all make him made alo ki rotiyaa for us with lassi
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Hello, hallooo..
I mm heAr :rotato:
Yes, inspector Nia.
I am on it.
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Police ka hay farz madad aap ki 
mairee madad karoo - ThooRay paisay udhaar day doo please :halo:
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
name one place where i dont pop my tweety head and make a statement 
oh i will tell you cricket it is otherwise i am everywhere
plus you are arrested !!
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Nia sahib - Main tu kehta hooN iss ki theek thaak phaintee lagaa hi doo aaj 
Buhat mushkil say haath lagta hay yeh
Re: Cafe' ki police...
mujhey ake complain darg kerwani hey
es key liya mujhey kahan i m kon say room jana paeryg ga
or kam kerwanay key liya reshwat kitni dayni hey
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
police rishwat nahi laitee
Loog apni marzi say kuch paisay waghaira day daitay hain
Uss say woo police walay apnay chootay chootay masoom bachoon kay liyaay khilonay aur mithai waghaira khareed laitay hain - aur bas 
Re: Cafe' ki police...
hey **JB **app police ho kia sab pata hey police key barey may
well may to dongi rishwat mujhey bataya jay kitni chaya kia cheya
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Oye afsarooo!!! Merey paas chotey chotey masley masaael ley kar matt aao I am the chief, merey paas barey barey masley ley kar aao when you all can’t decide among yourselves 
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
woh jee humarai neighbors ki chachi ki phoophu ki cousin kai beetai ki dost ki WIG choori hoo gahi hai.
abb lag jaoo kaam pai:smilestar:
Re: Cafe' ki police...
main nahi khayl rahe police police
Chor chor khayltay hain
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Salam wedey sahad, main inspector baltiwala, aap ki murgi ney aanda dey diya hain, aap khod us aandey per bethey ga ya aap key barhe officer
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Home Secretary here..
Re: Cafe' ki police...
Chor chor khayltay hain
Challo aaoo phir kissi sunsan jagha per chup jatey hain barha mazaa aaiye ga
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
Home secretary, ja ker home ky safaai kero
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ik bohat bara masla hay sir jee lakin woh thanay kay gate per phuns gya hay nikal nahi raha kia katain
Re: Cafe’ ki police…
taair ja behan kai samnai flirting:bailan:
abhi ammi abhu ko batati hoon:smilestar: