BUTT, ASIF AND AAMIR JAILED

Re: Spot-fixing trial begins in London/ Three further Pakistani players named.

Good catch:)

But the problem is that one of the main tax guys in Lahore would be

  • a friend of the butt family
  • had a son who went to school with butt and thus developed some relationship with salmon
  • a fan of cricket

If any of those scenaris are correct then there is no way in hell for salman to pay taxes.