Re: Bush Teleconference With Soldiers Staged
White House officials were petrified of this happening.
(Dubya) : How y’ll doin today?
soldier 1: Hey SOB, where is my armor? goddammit.
soldier 2: Why has my unit been re-deployed? My baby-mama ShaniQua just gave birth to Tyrone’s son. I need to bust a cap in that fool’s and you’s ass.
: you fool me once…umm..i can’t be fooled again…nervous chuckle
Soldier 1 & 2 (in unison): &&^**^&&^8
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(white house press correspondent) :We seem to having some technical difficulties. We will be back right after these messages