burgers or mummy daddy

[Sheeda_Pistol_1]

Re: burgers or mummy daddy

@McPendo

It means that these upper class kids are burger bachey because instead of eating “Roti and Salan” like the regular unfortunate populous of Pakistan, these snobby kids get to eat burgers and “Pepsi” (Pepsi being extremely valuable in Pakistan*). Pepsi and Coke is considered the drink of the Gods, it is so sought after that during Shaadis people would actually jump you for a Pepsi.

Now the term “Mummy Daddy”. These rich snobby upper class kids refer to their parents as “Mummy and Daddy” instead of the lowly, “Ammi and Abba”.

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Just adding to what my esteemed paratha roll friend McParatha said. These are the two socio-economic classes that he mentions.

The burger bacha
He will know the exact location of obscure cafés and bars in London and New York, but place him anywhere beyond the bridge and he will run around like a headless chicken. To show his Pakistaniyat, he will wear Gulabo truck art shirts and give ethnic chic a go. He will also say “preggers” instead of pregnant.
The Maila
The Maila Pakistani is cool. He will take the burger, spice it up to make the perfect bun kebab and will reduce you to tears. Those tears could also be a result of his fake Gucci perfume that he bathed in. His pants are so tight, the sight of them stopping his blood circulation makes you grimace. But you love him and he makes you smile, simply because you are overjoyed that he’s a confident Pakistani. He’s found it and he wears it. Tight. That shiny tint in his hair is not gel — he cares enough about his locks to know not to use products that induce hair loss.