Breaking News: GS Poll Votes BRIBED!

[Mirch]

@phatima

Inside sources have revealed that current poll-leaders Mirch and Teggy have been bribing our resident GS voters to vote for them with plates of garam, taazi biryani and chilled coke ki bottlein (not just khaali bottlein! with COKE in them )

An exclusive picture by AP photographer Phatima1 taken earlier today:

What to do now. The secret is out. Soching about some other strategy to rig the elections.