Bored Gs Guppies

hmm… can’t answer all now, but let me try!

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Its stick, not sticker!

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Night makes us Fell into sleep and sun breaks the sleep

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio?
If someone known shout from the home we are searching, so you can listen!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
To kill germs in the dishes

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
They save in the form of electricty and districute it to dark areas!

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
There is n0 zer0 in R0me

How many weeks are there in a light year?
A lot, why ?

If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them?
NO

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
Thats not true

Why do they call it ‘chili’ if it’s hot?
To remind us we need a pill of chill after using chilli

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Burnauli’s theorem applies here,