Re: BANNED
Yep i'm fine as always.
It was simple really there was me a decent young lad off to work just had to cross this road. The traffic lights at the pelican crossing turned red for cars green fot people so off i went and the road seemed all clear. Then suddenly this whacky driver turned up in a 4x4 vauxhall frontera and crossed the red lights coming straight for me.
he must have lost his pills or something so i was stuck in the middle of the road i jumped to make it across, but i was too late boom!
The sucker threw me a good few feet across the road and i was bleeding from my arms t-shirt wrecked and my trousers torn but i had no brocken bones. The fron of his car was mashed too. He came out and asked if i was OK then shouted at me for jumping in his way! I held my temper and watched as he was mobbed by people screaming at him to leave me alone cos he was the one who jumped red.
Oh well i played all innocent and victim like till hospital said i could go. I was told to take it easy and booked the week off work, i didn't tell no one i was break dancing the night with my friends celebrating the news that i may get a lot of compensation for the accident...... as long as i've not broken no bones i'm fine.
Anyway i'm now banning you for making me tell a long story!
(I'd love it if some copper had said that to the whacky driver!)
