Re: Baithak of Bheegiyaad & MasoomMuskaan
JHANJHERWALI
CT BAJANA MANA HAI
one fine morning me n MM plan to visit JW. rastay mein mujhay kya mushkilaat huin woh koi na poochay kyun k har thelay walay ko dekh k MM rola(shoor) daal detee thee k meinny yeh bhi laina hai aur woh bhi. kher bari mushkil say us ko control kar k JW k gate tak pohanchay abhi bell nahi dee thee k andar say kuch gungunanay ki awaaz aai jab MM nay gate say kaan lagaya tou jo lyrics us ko samaj aaey woh yeh thay JW ki awaaz mein
Meinny jalaibee jo banai phir q aaya na halvai hohoh ho hooooo (original track = meinny pagal jo chankai phir q aaya na harjai :D)
kher ji Allah Allah kar k JW ka sur toota aur unhoon nay door khola aur baray tapaak say milean aur hamein apnay room mein bithaya. baithtay sath hi MM ko jalaibee ki yaad aa gai 
MM ko ankhean nikal k chup karvaya aur interview ka aghaaz kiya
kia ap achee pakistani heyn?.. kese koe saboot deyn ?
I believe that before one can be a good national of any country, she/he must be a good human being. And whether Im a good human being or not, I dont know because I didnt keep proof of my good deeds- buzurgon ne kaha hei ke neki kar dariyan mei daal. So if U n Musmus dont know how to swim, you both are welcome to dive in and look for my ‘nekiyan’ 
pehlay apni nekioon ka tou hisaab kar lean
aap Jhanjerwali hi q hean jalaibee wali q nahi?
Kyun ke mujhe chhammchhamm karde jhanjhareon ka shauq hei- aur jalebiyan chhamchham nahi karti. Kya saval hei- shabash!
tou chamcham bhi hotee hai mithai mein woh q nahi hain phir?
**ager rona ae to foren start ho jatee heyn ya ahista ahista start pekertee heyn **
Magarmach ke ansoo ho to fauran full ispeed se shuru. Wese rone dhone ka bahot shauq nahi mujhe…its too messy business 
ab tak kitni bhensoon ko urdu sekha chukee hain aap MM k ilawa
Kisne meri Masoom si Muskaan ko bhens kaha. (wese, off the record, I retired after trying to teach MM bcos I was beginning to forget my own urdu)
Khud MM nay apnay aap ko bhens kaha
***farz keryn ap tiar ho ker kehen jane legtee heyn ke achanek apke jhanjer tot jate he ap kia keryn geh ***
***Agar akeli jaa rehi huun toh shayad phir bhi chali jaun. Ya agar waqt ho to doosri pehen loon. Haan agar saath mei log ho toh elaan kar dungi ke outing cancel. Then they’ll fuss over me and I’ll enjoy the attention for a while before agreeing to go out anyway ***
meray jaisay loag hoon tou kabhi jhanjherein gumnay ki wajah say prog na cancel karean
aagar aap pahaar khodean aur beech mein say MM ki choosni nikal aaey tou aap ka radde amal kya hoga?
***I will be soooo upset upon finding a molehil ( that’s MM’s choosni) out of the pahar that I will make a mountain out of the molehill ***
Kitni buree baat hai JW bechari MM ko day deni thee choosni woh pee letee
kebeh apne koe esa kam kia jes pe apko fakher ho( muge nehe legtah esa kebhe hoa ho
Fakher aur takabbar ki ijazat islam nehi deta, aur mei gaer-mazhabi kaamon se duur rehti huun 
tou mun terha karnay ki kya zaroorat thee
GS pe apko kese say milnay ka moka mele to kes say milna chahein gee?
X2 se.
hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
apka 10 laakh ka inam nekel ae to ap kia kerynh geh (mera aur MM ka hissa nikaal kar)
***10 crore ka inam nikalwao toh kuch sochun. 10 lakh bahot kum hein ***
nai JW tussi kuj na socho aiwen nannay damagh tay asar ho jaey ga
favourite poster on poetry section?
Sab dost kuch na kuch zabardast laatein hei every now and then. Magar shayad Koyal aur Sid kuch alag impression chord jaatein hein dil pe.
Lo dasso MM iss mein ronay ki kya baat hai kher hai tumhara naam nahi liya
Wat cums in ur mind wen I say the following (Redidentity , Muncho , Sheal , MM, BheegiYaad)
Redidentity : beautiful poetry
Muncho: mujahid- cos he is always talking abt ‘jung’
Sheal: jasbati threads
***MM & Bheegiyaad : shaitaan ki nani/dadi jinke baare mei jitna kumm socha jaye sehat ke liye utna hi behtar ***
han ji sahi kaha zayada sochna nai
Jezbon ka izhar asan he ya moshkel legtah he or kese kertee heyn ?
Koi agar ghussa dilaye- fauran ik zoron ka mukka laga ke ik do daant uske bahar kar deti huun.
Koi mazze di gal kare toh hans deti huun.
Koi bore kare toh goli se udda deti huun.
Kisi ki baat achi lagge to uspe qabza jama leti huun.
Pasand aaya aap ko mera andaz-e-bayan? 
JW yara kam phenknee theen 
Aap k khayal mein zindagi mein mohabbat ki kya ehmiat hai?kya iss k bagher zindagi mumkin hai?
Beshaq muhabbat ke baghair zindagi mumkin hei. Magar shayad be-rung si zindagi ho jis mein na haar hogi na jeet, na khushi na gham.A person can exist in a life without love but he will just be exisitng- not LIVING!
Fav relationship ?
Sisterhood 
I dont have any real sisters but my cousins are more precious to me than my own life. They have been there cheering me on thru life’s thick n thin, loving me most unconditionally. (gives BY n MM a hug each also)
JW naha k hug diya na
Agar aap ko viraan jagah janay ka moka milay aur kisi aik person ko sath layjana allowed ho tou aap kis ko lay kar jaean gee?
***Someone who can protect me from all those scary things that cud exist in the viraani, who can also hunt and gather food and make fire and camp. Someone who will keep me safe and sound and at the same time appreciate the beauty of the viraani with me ***
koi akkal say paidal hi tayyar hogay fir tou janay k liyey
Fav magazine?
National Geographic
meray nakas ilm k mutabik yeh tou MM ka fav channel hai magazine kab aaya
Makhee aur machar mein kya farq hai?
Makhee: Bheegiyaad ki tarha hei- bold and dheet jaan. Mushkil se peecha churda sakte hein hum
Machar: MM ki tarha- dikhne mei nanhi si jaan magar jeena dushwar kar dein
Koe esa funny wakeia jise ap ab tak na bhola sekeyn ho boht koshish ke bad beh?
***Once in Hawaii, we were driving along some freeway and people were waving and making gestures at us (my Abbu and Chachu) and hollering something.We thought they were just being…ridiculous- until we got off the freeway and came to some traffic light. The ppl in the next lane almost fell out of their car trying to tell us smethng. My uncle rolled down his window and we found out that his camera was on the hood, which he must have put there and forgotten to pick up. Imagine, the camera had been there all the time and by Allah’s grace it hadnt dropped off. It happened some 20 yrs ago and we still smile at this incident. Thats about as funny as anything I can recall. I dunno if readers will find it funny ***
Apne epnee zindagee ka kia meqsed banaiya he?(meray aur MM say panga lainay k ilawa)
***Soch rehi huun tum dono ko wrestling sikhaun ***
q pitnay ka shook ho raha hai ?
Apart from this interesting idea- I would like to keep growing and developing as a person. I would love to learn new things and I would also like to travel the world
Ager apko 1 din ke badshahet de di jai toh ap seb se pehle kia kam keryn geh?
***I’ll have a picture taken of me in full regal attire- wearing the taaj so that I have a momento of this unbelievable day when the day is over ***
aisee tasveer bachoon ki pohanch say door rakhiyey ga araam na aanay ki soorat mein Doc say raju kijiyey.
Ap ke nezdeek dosti kia he, ap khod kese dost heyn?
A true friend is one who smiles with ur smiles, cries with your tears, understands your silence, who does not hesitate to point out your flaws, who fills your soul with joy by just being in your life, and is one of the most beautiful gifts to mankind from Allah (SWT).
Mei kesi dost huun…well I give myself selflessy to my friends without ever hoping to ‘recieve’ anything in return.
Ap ke nezdeek ek ache insan meyn kia kia khasooseyat honee chahiyen heyn?
***Humility. It is the mark of a great human being ***
to be continued…