~ Bachelor Auction - the bidding war

Lady_Lama, side pe ho please..

For wake_up_dead:

Burj Al-Arab
Burj Khalifa
The entire Yas Island
Palm Jumeira
Sheikh Mo's Palace
Sheikh Hamdan's aviators
The Taylor-Burton diamond
Kim Karadashain
The entire cricket team
Etihad Airways
A shawarma-makers banyaan
Jodha Bai's jhoomar and tikka
Atlantis

I bid as above And..

The entire English football team
Windsor castle
Richard Branson Virgin brand
Sir Alan Sugars private limo
Donald trumps assets
£2 million 2 rupees and 2 paisas
andddd
An English rose

:@:

^ This plus

Prince Waleed’s assets
Zardari’s assests and bank accounts
Kimora Lee Simmons wealth
12 black horses
Warren Buffets wealth
Oprah’s cash
Graff Diamonds
Cartier
24 bun kababs
a field of lilacs

This!

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^ loooooool gina bhai araam se araaaaaaaaaam

This is hard work

gotta get thinking now.. It hurts :(

A diamond studded klashun kauf
The London eye
An exclusively designed bentley
An entire rolex filled shopping mall :S
£3 million, 3 rupees, 3 paisas and 3 pathars
A box of Krispy Kremes
A quilt knitted by grandma
Nawaz sharifs undies
aaand
The love of my life…

My big fat stuffed eeyore :frowning:

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kon kon sold hua abhi tuk :rotfl:

This plus the previous bids AND

Osama’s signed scarf
Bugatti Veyron
A fleet of Nawab of Bahwalpur’s Bentley’s
a $25 million penthouse
Angelina Jolie’s lip-plumper
A palace in Jaipur
8 rare white smuggled tigers
A field of golden daffodils
A hand-written poem on rose scented paper
My m&m candy dispensers
ALL of Mr. T’s gold chains and Bappi Lehri’s rings

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Im too knackered so here's my last bid

Everything +
£900 million

If not then he's all gina bhai's

yawn

Everything mentioned above plus a floral net shirt, Govinda's watch, Elton John's gold chains and rings and and a billion euro's.

Side mein hatto lady_lama!

tucks a white lilly behind lama's ear

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And here we have the winners for the bidders of the previous round.

**JimmyKimble **had the highest bidder as HS

Congratulations!

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Bachelor #7: Tofibaba - The big tech-guru, who's gonna start bidding at $200

Bachelor #8: Sheeda Pistol - Funk lover. he knows his music...do you know yours? Bidding starts at $200

Bachelor #9: Jaanwar - A comedian in the making, any comedienette takers? Very controversial like all big comedians too ;) Bidding starts at $200

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Now can someone tell me who bought me and why in blue blazes did they do so?

Tofibaba is a bit too mature, Jaanwar is scary (:vivo:) … And sheeda pistol loves music which I have no interest in so…
no bidding :snooty:

Besides, I already won a bachelor so I’ll let the rest of the ladies bid away :stuck_out_tongue:

Can I have bachelor number 9 (Jaanwar) please?

seen as though it starts at 200, I will bid

:hmmm:

My first ever CD Ricky Martin’s ‘Livin da vida loca’

£1000

and 5kg box of Ambala mithai for those who are auctioning him:phati:

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Jaanwar: my khota , meri poorani socks, shami kebab aur 1000.5 bucks

:sahar02:

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I will throw in a free 'reyri' to go with the khota:D

Ladies bidding on Jaanwar are you sure you want to come in the way of true love? I think his mate might have some objections so be forewarned…

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i give in sabzi to sell on the rerhi:sahar02:

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I will give the sabziwala who will sell the sabzi:rotfl:

Sehrysh believe it or not but yes..we are willing to fit that gorilla :smiley:

In that case, I hope Jaanwar appreciates how courageous the bidders are - may the bravest bidder win!