OMG, i feel for u.
i got asked the other day whether i eat parathas or not, i said i feel kinda guilty when i eat one so i’ve kind of stopped since i’ve been here because i’ve put weight on and the biotch agreed wit me!!!
she didnt even say, no u dont look fat. she actually agreed wit me that i had put weight on…grrr i was sooo tempted to pour atta on her head.
That is a good advice too. :k:
Awww 
Its your exam on monday, Go study 
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i remember when lerki-walay come to see and thonk-baja me...
my FIL asked me whether i know how to cook...i said no...i don't know how to cook but i sure know how to eat...
then he asked whether i know how to read...i said no...but i can write...
then he asked me about my hobbies...i said shermana aur konsey daina...
then he asked where i had married before....i said no and you can confirm that with my first ex-wife...
and as you can see....everything went smoothly downwards from there own wards. i got married and now am happily hunsbanned.
I have been asked it that many times, that I have become immune to it:faizy:
Forgetting pouring atta on her head, you should have served her a paratha and eaten one yourself too.
Mirch:hmmm: I think asking auntyjis about quantum physics should shut them up!
OMG, i feel for u.
i got asked the other day whether i eat parathas or not, i said i feel kinda guilty when i eat one so i've kind of stopped since i've been here because i've put weight on and the biotch agreed wit me!!!!!!!
she didnt even say, no u dont look fat. she actually agreed wit me that i had put weight on....grrr i was sooo tempted to pour atta on her head.
motay ko mota nahe kahain ge to kia kahain ge..? miss universe...?
I know:bummer: I better go!
All the best, I am sure you’ll do great :k:
paratha kha ke lussi pee ke aur 10 laddu dakar ke perhna.
phir jab perhai ke waQt sureeli aur nasheeli dakarain aayen gi to perha hua sabaQ kabhi nahe bhoolay ga.
exam mein jab bhi kuch bholo gi to dakar ko yaad kerna aur sabaQ yaad ajaye ga,
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This reminds me of the last time I went to Pak. I was stepping out with my Aunt and ran into this Aunty. Well, technically, she's can't be called an Aunty, cuz she's my Nani's friend. Anyways, the moment she saw me and was introduced to her, she let out a huge wail and then started rubbing her hands, and went something like, "Haw hai, nazar di ainak?" while tsk tsking away!
Needless to say, I was never seen in that mohalla without my contacts on. I just couldn't afford to be startled about my appearence like that again!
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i have a daavat on sunday which am sure will be like question time. i've got my chalak wale responses at the ready. lool.
Same thing used to happen to me. If they are also fat say Allah ke shaan felt tip marker may jaan. If they are skinny say thinka instead or kay app kubi kanna nei ka they bus shong they rathi hai.
I remember when i was on holiday last time in pakistan. Me and my cousins where eating upstairs and this noisy aunty comes in we say salam. then she continues to stare at us and says “chalo may deak they hu app loag kasay khanna kathi hay” she kept on staring so put me off my food. It was really nosey of her as she wasn’t even ivited upstairs as the house is divided in portions and we really don’t know her.
An aunty went and said to my mum hai rubba app ki beeti ank pan they hai ithiny bori luk they hai. When her daughter got glasses i went and said the exact same thing as i wear contacts now.
Why are these aunties so mean?
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^ when they put someone down they feel better about themselves. It's a disease!
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Unfortunately these kind of questions have become part and parcel of being a Pakistani.
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This thread has lots of fun stuff. I will print it to read it anytime I would be feeling low. 
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wait till u get married
it will all be about "bacha bana liya hai , bacha nahin banana "
urgh its sik how ppl cn even be soo interferingg
its like its none of ur business uu fat cow , js coz u concieved the day u saw your husband .
aunties is one thing… i went to mehndi and a girl started to talk to me…ask the “what, who, and when” of everything. at the barat she introduced me to her parents and an older brother (who was already married ) he started asking me questions too.
they of course where looking for a girl for their youngest brother…but lucky me that my mom announced my engagement to everybody by the end of the barat 
the sister didn’t even come say hi to me at the valima …rude:emmy:
oh n this was all in the US.
^ what is it with weddings and ppl looking for rishtas.You always get some strange old auntie starts talking to you randomly. My trick is to say mujay app kee sumj nehi ari engrazi please bolay :CareBear: then they usually leave me alone (my mum gets angry when i say this though)
wait till u get married
it will all be about "bacha bana liya hai , bacha nahin banana "
urgh its sik how ppl cn even be soo interferingg
its like its none of ur business uu fat cow , js coz u concieved the day u saw your husband .
sooo funny. you should say "aap ko itna shaouk hai - app banay lain."
i have a daavat on sunday which am sure will be like question time. i've got my chalak wale responses at the ready. lool.
Gud Luck dude ---now u act like chalak kuri:p
^ what is it with weddings and ppl looking for rishtas.You always get some strange old auntie starts talking to you randomly. My trick is to say mujay app kee sumj nehi ari engrazi please bolay :CareBear: then they usually leave me alone (my mum gets angry when i say this though)
this happnd 2 me.when u go on weddings and ppl start looking at u nd talking about u how this nd that and thn nxt thing offcousre rishta thing :D